Hold on. You mean I put my mouth on your cock pump? Oh, damn!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
12.9s
Tajy, I'm so hot. - I feel on fire. - Oh, yeah, me too, baby. - Burning up. - Oh, yeah, baby, I'm burning up. You are most amazing to make me feel so... damn hot!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.3s
Excuse me, gentlemen.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.4s
Super.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.8s
Let us proceed.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
30.8s
- What are you doing out there? - Proving a point. Your friend doesn't fit in. He's a virus, and I'm the vaccine. - I can't believe you're doing this. - Pop quiz. True or false. You and that GDI have been spending an inordinate amount of time together. True. Now here's a multiple choice question for you. You're A, an asshole; B, an asshole who isn't staying at my place tonight... - or C, all the above? - What's B again? Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize. - Gwenny, where are you going? - To go save Van. God only knows what my parents and their stuck-up friends are doing to him.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.2s
That is perfect. You're a pro. A pro.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.2s
Hey, Van. Hey, Van the man. I called you last night, Van.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.2s
God, I love this place.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
11.9s
As for me, well... I like to start off each semester with a certain time-honored tradition. A ritual, if you will, that allows me... to get my head in the right place.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.7s
For the love of God. Smile, buddy.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
11s
The last, well, seven years have gone by way too fast. This school's given me so much. I just can't seem to give enough back. - That's Van. - That's him!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.6s
She's great with these quick jobs... plus there is no substitute for decades of experience. That looks amazing.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.9s
My name is Van Wilder, and this is my home... Coolidge College.