It's like this itchy, rashy burning sensation. And it hurts when I-- - Dance? - When I pee.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
We need to talk.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
10.3s
- Where did you find that? - In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. That's no bong! It's for my schlong!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
11.6s
I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. It was a really immature stunt. Yeah, I know... but sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
15.2s
- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself. Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. More importantly... when the time is right... it'll happen. You'll find the one.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.5s
Definitely be out of the question unless they all agreed with us... and we talked it over.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
10s
You see, Timmy, you can't let this lead you all the time. Sometimes you've gotta heed this. I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.5s
Oh, my God!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.4s
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from Van's vehicle. Wilder! He's got no business parking there. That's my spot.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
14.8s
Listen to me, you little fuck stains! When I count to three, you will jump or be banished from this house forever! One, two-- Fuck!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
16.1s
Is there anything you can tell me about yourself... that I haven't already found out from your public records? I'll be at the quad tomorrow night at 10:00. Sound good? - It's a date. - It's an interview, not a date. Gwen, first dates are interviews.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.5s
I just couldn't believe it. Gwen and Van in the women's locker room. I mean, I just couldn't believe it. So anyway, let me tell you something.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3s
Don't worry, Van. We'll get you out, man.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
14.5s
"Oh, I kept the first for another day. Yet knowing how way leads on to way... I doubted if I should ever come back." I want you to tell me what Robert Frost was trying to express here. I'm gonna need at least one more booklet.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.7s
My dad just didn't see me as a sound investment anymore. But he gave up on me and my mom long before I ever came here.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
13.9s
She's smart, she's beautiful... she can skate. She's not for you, dude. She's too high-strung. Besides, babes that fine-- they're way into themselves and shit.
