You know Bianca well. Do you think she'd put this up to get attention?
The DUFF
3.4s
That's what sucking at life looks like. Oh.
The DUFF
1.8s
I'm gonna, uh...
The DUFF
21.2s
Did you read the comments on that video? Yeah. It says, "That mannequin just made out with a five." Oh, my God, he called her a five. Ha, ha. "Bianca Piper's ass means the terrorists have won." Ouch. I feel bad for Toby. "Flash mob hump session on Toby at 3:30"? He's gotta be so embarrassed. His senior year is going to suck.
The DUFF
7s
Do you know what you're wearing for homecoming yet? Because I can't find anything. Do you think short, long? What do you think?
The DUFF
7s
Despite missing my ex-best friends, my mom was right. I could sense that good things were about to happen.
The DUFF
10.6s
Mr. Tucker. Wes. Oh, my God. Big, fat ass. Big, fat ass. Ew. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
The DUFF
3.6s
Toby Tucker, I've loved you for a long time.
The DUFF
2.3s
- It's been 2 weeks. This is crazy. - I know.
The DUFF
2.3s
Oh, Toby.
The DUFF
1.6s
Come on.
The DUFF
21.1s
That means you're being mentally tough and making decisions. That's what half of my last book was about. When you become proactive, your problems become subtractive, and then good things are bound to happen. Wow, okay. Little of the old proactive, subtractive. Got it. I'll remember that if you remember no more duck face. - No duck head. - Duck face.
The DUFF
12.4s
Wesley Rush? - From next door? - Okay. Honey, why don't you just go to Jess and Casey? You always trust their advice. I just thought I'd branch out.
The DUFF
6.8s
Actually, I mean, what had happened was, I was at... Was this sensei thing your idea? - Uh, yeah, but I... - Good.