I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.
The DUFF
3.9s
Here we go. Yeah. Rub the belly.
The DUFF
4.3s
All right. - It's go time. - Okay.
The DUFF
1.3s
Really dig them.
The DUFF
1.7s
What the...?
The DUFF
30.3s
- The mall, noon, Saturday. - All right, cool. Will there be a lot of walking, though? Because I'll wear my Shape-ups. Having some... Text me. I was nervous, relying on the school Neanderthal, but what was the worst he could do? - Are you kidding me with this? - I'm not. Wes, if I wanted to go shopping and talk about girly stuff, I could've done that with Jess and Casey. - I need you to give me real talk. - Real talk? You got a uniboob, your posture sucks, and your clothes fit weird because you wear the wrong size bra. Boom, real talk.
The DUFF
22.6s
- What do you think? - Hey, look at those. - You... You look great. - Thanks. That's enough. - Well, I know my boobs. - Okay. - Can we leave? - Definitely not. We've got the whole place. We are just getting started. Step two: Time to show the world who you are. The truth is, I don't know who you are from your clothes, okay? You need to start dressing more like you, and less like Wreck-It Ralph.
The DUFF
15s
I watch a lot of Project Runway. What's up? Step one: First impressions matter, so take some pride in your appearance. Ladies, this is Bianca. Take good care of her. I'm gonna get the hell out of this section. - Wes, no, don't go. - Ach. - Unibooben. - Sí, uniboob.
The DUFF
9.8s
Okay, perfect. Hold that pose. Are you filming me? Game tape, for review. This is what you look like when you're not overthinking things, actually having some fun.
The DUFF
5.8s
- Fine. - Dressing rooms are back there, and, uh, maybe try on a new attitude while you're at it.
The DUFF
5.2s
- Nope. - This one might be my favorite yet. It... It's not that bad.
The DUFF
2.8s
Can we please just make this quick?
The DUFF
1.5s
Okay, next.
The DUFF
1.5s
Get in there.
The DUFF
1.9s
So you'll do it?
The DUFF
2.7s
See? Idiot.
The DUFF
17.1s
All right, what are you really looking to get out of your boy, Tony? - Toby. - Tuba? You wanna blow his horn? Put your hand on his instrument? - Little meow, meow, meow. - Ugh. Was that a little laugh? There was a little laugh there. - You laughed. You did laugh. - I had a small stroke. Yeah, like a midget jerking it.
The DUFF
14s
- Yeah. - Yes. On one condition. You gotta ask me in monster voice. - Wesley. Monster voice? - Yeah. - From when we were little? - Mm-hm. - No, I don't... I don't remember it. - You sure? - Yes, I couldn't even... - Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.