I couldn't even look at Jess and Casey, they made me so mad. Our entire friendship was a sham, and everyone knew but me. Hey, B, will you take a look at my fashion piece? I need a layman's opinion.
The DUFF
6.5s
And don't you dare be creeping on my Pinterest, whores. I'm so sorry, Susan. I'll see you tomorrow.
The DUFF
6.9s
Well, look at it this way. It's not like you could make me any more awkward, right? That's true.
The DUFF
4s
Did any of these people know where they stood in the social hierarchy?
The DUFF
4.5s
Wes had made me see the school differently, and I wasn't happy about it.
The DUFF
1.5s
You bet your ass I did.
The DUFF
2s
Cool socks.
The DUFF
27.4s
Look, I have a crush on this boy. His name's Toby Tucker. Maybe you've heard of him. Well, I can't seem to talk to him without making a total ass of myself, okay? And you never seem to have this problem. - Don't you hate me? - I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do. But only because you're a dipshit and a man-whore. But you're the only one in this whole school who told me what was actually going on. So you're an honest dipshit, and that's what counts. - Thanks? - Can we just...? Can we just cool it for a second?
The DUFF
21.8s
I mean, you got the easy part. You could pass science in your sleep. I have to reverse-DUFF you. Are you wearing pajamas? Oh, my God. You know, I get it Wesley, okay? I'm disgusting. I'm a swamp thing. - I'm a regular Bela Lugosi. - Who? I can't even believe I thought that I could ask you something like this. Just forget it. You know, have fun playing intramural Wii golf this season, dick face.
The DUFF
12.4s
You want me to what? I don't wanna be anybody's DUFF anymore, okay? I wanna be my own person. I'm tired of being the approachable one. I wanna be the datable one.
The DUFF
5.1s
It's the only way I can get into college. I wish you would've thought of that before.
The DUFF
5.3s
You're asking me for dating advice? Today of all days? Are you kidding me?
The DUFF
5.4s
Look, I'm an idiot. And idiots don't exactly give great advice.
The DUFF
2.8s
Okay, here's my offer.
The DUFF
1.6s
Come here.
The DUFF
1.4s
Okay, okay, okay.
The DUFF
3.3s
Okay, okay, look, I can't lose my scholarship.
The DUFF
13.5s
That's your third F. I don't know what's going on with you. But the principal and I talked and we decided until you get your grades up, you're suspended from the team. Well, can't we talk to Coach Grant about it? Yeah, Coach Grant agrees with my decision.
