In the past, her threat alone would've been enough to make me hide under my bed. But I wasn't even trying to hook up with Wesley Rush. I couldn't even imagine it. I'm horny for sex. - Oh! - Oh, hey. Someone's pool need cleaning? Also I brought pizza.
The DUFF
8.8s
You look good. Good? Wow, that's really a rave review. I just mean that you look good, but you don't look like you.
The DUFF
2.9s
The vibe. Darker the better.
The DUFF
1.3s
Are you okay?
The DUFF
2.2s
Is it intimidating?
The DUFF
17.4s
Game on. - What? - I said, go on with the story, because I'm loving it. So then I just started writing poems, and those poems became songs and... That is so cool. I want you to take me... Take me on this table right now.
The DUFF
1.6s
Slow.
The DUFF
2s
- Mm. Oof! - Ew!
The DUFF
4s
Okay, moving on. Okay, so how do you set the tone at dinner?
The DUFF
7.5s
- Is he sitting close? - I don't know... And then it's all about interaction. Is he trying to impress you?
The DUFF
3s
Okay, now lean in.
The DUFF
19s
- What? - Hey, Bianca. That's better... - Oh. Did we blow a fuse? - I guess we did. I was just over here looking at this picture of you in the tiny sweatpants, and it got dark. I don't know. It's crazy. I'll just flip the breakers, turn all the lights on. Oh, you're gonna turn all the...? Turn them all back on? Okay.
The DUFF
19.9s
Yeah, I'd like that. - How's this Friday? - This Friday, hmm, is, uh, gonna be fine for me. It's good. Cool. Meet at my house? - Seven o'clock? - Yes, 7 is good. - All right. - See you. - Bye. Ha-ha-ha. - Bye. Bye.
The DUFF
1.4s
Okay.
The DUFF
20.2s
Worst scenario is if you get seated at a table right across from each other. Okay, no one's making out if they're three feet apart. Simple geology. You need a booth, okay? It's better for flirting, not-so-accidental touching, making out. Game on. Wow, I had no idea guys like you even thought about this kind of stuff. Well, that's because you're racist against jocks. You're a jock-cist.
The DUFF
3.8s
Really? What kind of light...?
The DUFF
27.1s
You're welcome. Come on, let's go. We have a date with the periodic chart. The only periodic chart I know is the one that tells me what time of the month to avoid Madison. Hey! - I'm not gonna high-five you on that. - Come on, science jokes. Know how they say "The hills have eyes"? Well, it turns out the shrubs have bitches - who videotape everything. - Oh, here we go. Well, you don't. Ever been kicked in the nuts? Oh, God, you always come back with that.
The DUFF
14.3s
Wow, boys' locker room. Nice. Oh, uh... I need to talk to you about something. - So... - Mm-hm. What? - You have a question? Hmm? - Yeah. Don't do that.