I'm assuming you've seen the video. - Heh. Yeah. - Um, it's true. I am into you. And so I thought I should just be straightforward and tell you to your face. Wow. I'm flattered. And impressed. Ha, ha. Not a lot of people would have the balls to say all that. Well, that's my whole thing. - Big old balls. - Ha, ha. Right.
The DUFF
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- Huh? - Wow. Um... What happens here? Well, it's gonna blow your mind, but sit on the rock. - Unh. - Good, good. And then you think.
The DUFF
8.8s
Ooh. Showtime. And for me, it happened senior year, about a month before homecoming. I was cruising the halls with my two best friends. Jess Harris.
The DUFF
1.8s
Sorry.
The DUFF
1.8s
That's me.
The DUFF
3.1s
I would bang her so hard we'd both need helmets.
The DUFF
8.5s
There's a Vincent Price marathon on, so I gotta watch that. - Who's that? - Ugh. Shit, there's Señor Gomez. I'm failing Spanish.
The DUFF
1.8s
Thanks.
The DUFF
1.6s
Hey, you're welcome.
The DUFF
15.1s
Whoo! We're gonna kick some ass! - Jeez. - I'll see you later, bro. You know those people you grow up with, maybe you took baths with them when you were little, but now they just annoy the shit out of you? I give you Wesley Rush.
The DUFF
1.6s
Oh, shit.
The DUFF
4.9s
Got a second to talk to a fan? Yeah, sure, what's up?
The DUFF
1.6s
Ugh.
The DUFF
1.2s
What?
The DUFF
5.1s
You did. And I thank you. Yeah, that's not where I was going with that.
The DUFF
2.9s
I think this is the first time that you and I have ever really talked.
The DUFF
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- Hey, neighbor. - Wesley. Saw you watching some weird Japanese horror movie last night.
