Yeah, I'd like that. - How's this Friday? - This Friday, hmm, is, uh, gonna be fine for me. It's good. Cool. Meet at my house? - Seven o'clock? - Yes, 7 is good. - All right. - See you. - Bye. Ha-ha-ha. - Bye. Bye.
The DUFF
14.3s
Wow, boys' locker room. Nice. Oh, uh... I need to talk to you about something. - So... - Mm-hm. What? - You have a question? Hmm? - Yeah. Don't do that.
The DUFF
14.4s
- All right, well... - Okay. - Well, yeah. - So, uh... - I'll, uh, see you around. - Okay. - All right. - Thanks. - See you. - Bye. Ha, ha. Bye. We said it at the same time. - Bye-bye. - Bye.
The DUFF
11.4s
- Hmm? Question? You do. - Uh... Heh. - Stop. - You don't. Ha, ha. Come on, please. It's important. - What do you want? - Let's go. - Okay. - Ugh.
The DUFF
9.8s
- So you asked him out? - Yeah. - That's awesome. - Yeah. What's the problem? If you must know, I've never been on an actual date before.
The DUFF
1.6s
Aha.
The DUFF
4.7s
- Is this where you kill me? - Ha, ha. Yes. They're never gonna find you out here.
The DUFF
4.7s
Simon, get your finger out of there. You're not my father. Yes, I am your daddy, Simon.
The DUFF
38.8s
You ever heard the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword"? Yeah, and in this case, a bunch of kids anonymously typing whatever comments they want feels like an atomic bomb, and that's definitely mightier than a sword. So make your writing have a positive effect. As in a certain homecoming article that's due. Oh, please, Mr. Arthur, the last thing I wanna do is go to a place where everybody hates me and then write about it. I picked you for a reason. And whatever you write, I'm running it as our lead, so make it count. Inspire us. Remember, the pen is mightier than the sword.
The DUFF
16.4s
- Bianca? - Yes. The video was hysterical. Eat a dick. Thanks. I just had a bagel, though, so I'm full. Mr. Arthur, I'm really sorry. I... No, don't worry about it. Step into my hallway. I don't play favorites, but you're my favorite.
The DUFF
2.2s
Mm-hm, okay.
The DUFF
11.8s
Huh. It's all part of the plan? It's just practice, just a guerrilla-style practice session? - Sneak attack. - Hm, hm. Really?
The DUFF
9.6s
Sorry, practice for...? For step eight, okay, for... Of the plan. That was practice in case you hadn't made out with anyone in a while.
The DUFF
23.8s
Uh, in porn, maybe. What's wrong with porn? If this was a porn movie, we wouldn't be sitting on a rock having a conversation. You know, you'd be bringing me a pizza or, um, you know, cleaning my pool. How old is the porn you're watching? That doesn't... That's not... That's not even a thing anymore. - They don't do that? - Ha, ha. All right, you know what?
The DUFF
21s
Is that what it felt like? That I hadn't made out with anyone in a while or whatever? Well, I mean, I'm more of a tongue guy myself, but... You don't say? I think I felt it poking out my butthole. - Ha-ha-ha. - So far down my throat. Ha, ha. Are you giving me kissing advice?
The DUFF
11.3s
I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't... Oh. No, I... It's okay, I... - What, um...? Were you...? - That... You know what? That was... Uh, that was practice.
