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You're welcome. Come on, let's go. We have a date with the periodic chart. The only periodic chart I know is the one that tells me what time of the month to avoid Madison. Hey! - I'm not gonna high-five you on that. - Come on, science jokes. Know how they say "The hills have eyes"? Well, it turns out the shrubs have bitches - who videotape everything. - Oh, here we go. Well, you don't. Ever been kicked in the nuts? Oh, God, you always come back with that.
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26.4s
Step seven: the date. Okay, we need a plan. You think a football team runs on the field without a strategy? Eh... Mm. - Exactly, no. Of course they don't. - No, of course they don't. You want this date to end with you making out, you need to think ahead. So give me the vibe of the restaurant you're going for. Okay, I'm thinking something kind of trendy, you know, kind of hipster, maybe unique? - Done. Dave & Buster's. - Huh? - The place with the metal claw game? - You bet your ass.
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20.5s
Ah. Ah, yeah, I'm just really feeling this sushi. It's really... It's doing something to me. Ha, ha. Yeah. Well, thanks. No, like I said, it's the poetry of the chord progression intertwining with the poetry of the lyrics. It's like two people in love. Yeah, like a midget jerking it. Meow, meow, meow-meow.
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