Boobs give us many useful things. Boobs give us milk, cheese. Breasts nourish our young until the age where we can go out and hunt for them.
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-Sorry. It's just when we're live-- -What?
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[clears throat]
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[Birdie] Is something supposed to happen? [Claire] "N." Maybe it stands for something, maybe in one of the other puzzles? It's a compass. -Ma! -It's a compass! Okay, north, south… Okay, N is for north, so turn it due north.
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Take my presence as a sign.
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[Claire sighs]
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Andi used to tell me the truth. Nobody does that now. It's all just fake smiles and agendas and people wanting what they think they're owed. Hating you when you don't give it to them because that's what you're there for.
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[soaring, dramatic music plays]
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Because tonight, in this very room, a murder will be committed. [Claire scoffs]
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-When was that? -Andi. We need to find Andi.
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[Birdie screams, whimpers]
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So it's… It's set up for a mate in one. Should I-- [Lionel] Do it, Kasparov. [clicks]
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Jeez, Mom. I'm sorry.
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Maybe it's sensitive to heat. -[phone buzzes] -[gasps] Wait. It's Duke. Hold on. -Duke! -[Duke] Hey, what is this thing? -My mom already broke it. -It's a stereogram. [Duke] She did something to it. It opened up. I don't know. She broke it. A stereogram! [Claire] A what-a-gram?
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[gasps] That's tic-tac-toe! I know this! -But it's solved already, so it can't be. -It's tic-tac-toe. But thank you for contributing, Birdie. Yes. Wait, wait. The tapper thing is for Morse code. The X's and O's are dots and dashes. Dit's and Da's! -So that's… Yep. -[Claire gasps] Oh, wow. O-U-R. Here. It's tic-tac-toe. -[box clicking] -[soaring music plays]
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[mechanical clicking]
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Let's be honest. Boobs are fun. There's nothing wrong with that, right, babe? I love my boobs. They're so much fun. -Oops! Sorry, feminists! -Sorry, feminists. So when we're talking about the breast-ification of America… I mean, what that means is a breakdown in the natural order. Evolutionary truths that go back billions of years. So when you're asking a young man in America to slow down so a woman can catch up… [older woman] Duke! For centuries, the Western workplace has been dominated by men 'cause… -[older woman] Dukey! -…that's what nature made us to do. Dukey! I've been calling you. You gotta answer me when I call! Mom! Will you shut it? We've been over this a million times. I told you. When me and Whiskey are live, you gotta let us-- You tell your mother to shut up?
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So this has gotten some attention recently, so obviously I would like to speak to this, and the answer is no, Jimmy Kimmel, I do not hate boobs.