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56.2s
That's funny. No, seriously, how much do you bench? Two-hundo? Three-hundo? I wanna get up to, you know, having a 45 on each side. Bang those out. Grandfather wore glasses, but glaucoma so... Why are we stopping? - What the hell's going on? - Hi. - Hi. - I'm Sloan. Melanie. - What the hell? - The USC campus, right? - Yeah. - Can I interest you in some Canadian chocolate? Coffee Crisps? - We're actually late... - Nope, we're good... ...so if you could get us there. What the hell's going on? Two young women have just gotten into the back seat of the car. You selected the UberPool option, so... Uber-what? UberPool. You pool the cost of the ride with other passengers going in the same direction. No. No. It's actually very cost-efficient. They're going to USC and he's just... No, no, no. Ladies, official police business. Is that even real? Get the fuck out of the car! - Oh, God! - Go, go! - Move it, move it! - Stop yelling at us! - Grab your shit... - What? No, no. - ...and get out! - Seriously? - No, please come back! - So lame! Please don't penalize my star rating! Not my fault! Come on. Let's go, Steve.
Stuber
19s
You think by the time a gun is fired that you can jump in front of a bullet? Now I'm starting to question it. Yeah, we don't live in slow-motion land, kid. I bet you're also wondering... if I've ever walked away from a big explosion and not looked over my shoulder. You've made your point. Shot out the tires on a car speeding towards me. A hundred times over. We're here.
Stuber
23.3s
So, can we rewind real quick? "Official police business"? Just going to see a friend. Never Uber'd a cop before. Ever been shot? Ever taken a bullet for someone? What do you mean? Like, have you ever... jumped in front of someone and taken a bullet that was intended for that person? You know what I mean? Person, bullet, you.
Stuber
38.4s
Hey. Let me guess, you want me to drive you to all the Sarah Connors in the city, huh? Come on. Start it up. Let's go. Oh, it's already started. Electric car. I call it "silent but deadly." Kind of like a fart, but instead it's a great car. Drive. I'm Stu. How do you do? Can I get you some bottled water? Some Canadian chocolates? It was one of those things where I thought I was getting five bars on Amazon, - but I ended up getting five... - Koreatown. Now. Koreatown. Now. Hold on. I'm gonna bang a U-ey here real quick. Nope. Don't got it. Hold on. Thank you, thank you.
Stuber
16.7s
- Yes? - Come on. I don't want you driving off on me. Nah. I'm all sizzled out for the day. Thanks for the invite, though. Let's go. I'm not going in there. The Sizzle Room's health grade is a B. Which I'm pretty sure stands for Hepatitis B. Look, I know you think you have more important things to do right now. - I do. - You don't.
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