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21.3s
Five. Technically four. You fainted before Amo got shot in the head. Rhetorical! Rhetorical question, dude! I'm gonna need therapy for the rest of my life. And I don't have insurance. So I'm gonna have to get cheap student therapists who quote white guys with Indian names and tell me that I should meditate. I do meditate!
Stuber
30s
What? Yeah. The back and forth... the razzing, you and me. It's the best part about this whole stupid job. It's, like, the worst part for me. Do you have any idea what it's like... to know the only reason you even have a job is because your dad owns this place? And you're balding? Fuck. I honestly don't see any hair loss on you. Yeah, you should see my drain when I shower. Yeah, but that's shedding. That's normal. Everyone has that. - Plus your follicles... - Hey, Stu, we gotta go.
Stuber
20s
Come on. - What are you doing? - Get over here, big guy. After all the horrors we've been through... we've earned this. Come on. - Save it for a tree, bud. - Hey. Men can hug. Okay? And I know deep inside that... needlessly muscular body... is the biggest muscle of all, your heart. - And I want to hug that heart. - Stu!
Stuber
22.6s
Okay. We just gotta get out of here and we're home free. I got us an UberSUV, so we can all pile in. Tariq, 4.8 stars, is gonna be here in three minutes. Six minutes! He took a right! You're going the wrong way, Tariq! What are you doing, dude? Everyone, pull out your phones. Call Uber. Uber. Uber. Ride-share. Ride-share. Yeah, dude. We know what Uber is.
Stuber
40.9s
Oh, you used to be happy. That's adorable. You know, I would have said you should smile more... but now that I see this picture... good call on quitting smiling. Your face looks really bad when you smile. It also looks really bad when you don't smile. You have a bad face. Oh, man. I've only got six rounds left. Are these two other hostages you took? - You're not helping. - Did you just yell... "cruise ship" at them until they took you? Look, I need more ammo. And we've only got an hour. Outside The Box. Outside the box. Outside the box. All right, now, let's brainstorm. We can find a black market gun dealer. - No, it's where I work. - Uber? Like Uber Eats? They have Uber Guns? Uber Bullets?
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