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How long before I can see straight, doc? When you can read the bottom line, you're good to go.

Stuber

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Is he there? Morris? Just got down here! I don't see... - Vic! Help! - Shit! Help, help! Vic, help! Morris!

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I don't.

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Mmm. - We're doing it! - Yes! Becca, I like your shoes. They don't really go with your outfit... but, uh, you can pull it off. Oh, Richie, thank you. I like your facial hair. Although, am I your type? 'Cause I'm over 12. - What? - I'm gonna go... 'cause when you entered, my tailbone was like, "We're unsafe!" Will you call me later? - Yeah. - All right. Bye! I'm excited! She was making a joke. I don't like when girls make jokes. Hey, um, can I pick up some more shifts? I need some more cash coming in. Not in this economy. Cool? Sure. Also, not really an appropriate question to ask your boss. Yeah. You think Becca would fuck me?

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I just was... Because you had said that we couldn't mention me on the pamphlet... because it's a women-only gym... and then your man friend Byron Jade... much more of a man than I am. Oh, Stu, no, no, no! No, this is just about getting butts on bikes. Sign it, sign it, sign it. Okay!

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10.7s

No regrets. Stu, oh, I'm gonna cry. We're gonna be small-business owners. Actually, I prefer business operator. 'Cause it reminds me of the Sade song and that is empowering to me, so...

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Wow! Byron Jade! Oh, yes! He's gonna be our celebrity endorsement. It's amazing, right?

Stuber

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He's still trafficking through LA. He'll make a mistake. I'll get him. Look, I don't know how to tell you this... but you're out of time. The chief is kicking Tedjo up to the feds. Bullshit! I've been working on this case for two years! Look, we don't have any choice. It's their case now. Feds didn't make promises to Morris's family. Maybe you shouldn't have either. Losing a partner can sideswipe you. You're blaming yourself, but it's not your fault. Look, when was the last time you took a few days off? Some PTO. Spend some time with Nikki. Yeah, I'm gonna see her tomorrow. She's driving me to a doctor's appointment. Are you okay? Yeah. Just old, blind. Getting Lasik surgery tomorrow. Okay. Spend some time with your beautiful daughter. You'll come back a new man. Yeah. I'm sorry. Truly am, Vic.

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- Happy birthday, Kramer. - Yo, Vic. - I appreciate it. - McHENRY: It's Kramer's 50th. I brought you the world's tiniest piece of cake. I didn't get cake on my birthday. What're you doin' here? Like a dog on a bone, you, huh? Tedjo's a cop killer.

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Big lease. This is it, huh? Yep. I have signed my half. Once you sign yours, it is official. I'd have to move some funds around, but, you know... Check out my photoshop skills.

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Oh, wow. That's awesome. That is beautiful. - Oh, thank you. - Wow.

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Byron Jade.

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Shit.

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- I'm not going to Bosley. - But... I'm banging a chick that works there. - Is her name Propecia? - Huh? - Hmm? - All right. Give me some of them Coffee Crisps, son. I need the full Stuber experience or you're getting one star again. Whoo!

Stuber

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Okay, this is gonna sound complicated. But what I need you to do is take Alta Loma, down to North Croft Street. - Five cheeseburgers. - Five cheeseburgers. - Five cheeseburgers. - No onions, no pickles. - Did you say five cheeseburgers? - No onions! No pickles! - You're not gonna eat this in the car, right? - Oh, no. - Down at the bar. - How come he uses... I have four voicemails from him. ...four heart emojis? Every time he texts me... Harry's parents died and was killed by Voldemort. I just hate fish. Now, a lot of people think... Can't you see I'm in pain here? Could you at least drive the speed limit? Watch out!

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4.3s

That's on you, bro. No! No! No, go out the window!

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"Massive eyebrows?" Ugh.

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- Move it! I'm a cop! - Stop! Stop! Get all of this shit out of the road! Yeah, yeah, I see the bulldozer! Stop! God damn it! God damn it! You okay, man? You assholes got a permit for this hole? What?

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How long before I can see straight, doc? When you can read the bottom line, you're good to go.

Is he there? Morris? Just got down here! I don't see... - Vic! Help! - Shit! Help, help! Vic, help! Morris!

I don't.

I just was... Because you had said that we couldn't mention me on the pamphlet... because it's a women-only gym... and then your man friend Byron Jade... much more of a man than I am. Oh, Stu, no, no, no! No, this is just about getting butts on bikes. Sign it, sign it, sign it. Okay!

No regrets. Stu, oh, I'm gonna cry. We're gonna be small-business owners. Actually, I prefer business operator. 'Cause it reminds me of the Sade song and that is empowering to me, so...

Wow! Byron Jade! Oh, yes! He's gonna be our celebrity endorsement. It's amazing, right?

- Happy birthday, Kramer. - Yo, Vic. - I appreciate it. - McHENRY: It's Kramer's 50th. I brought you the world's tiniest piece of cake. I didn't get cake on my birthday. What're you doin' here? Like a dog on a bone, you, huh? Tedjo's a cop killer.

Big lease. This is it, huh? Yep. I have signed my half. Once you sign yours, it is official. I'd have to move some funds around, but, you know... Check out my photoshop skills.

Oh, wow. That's awesome. That is beautiful. - Oh, thank you. - Wow.

Byron Jade.

Shit.

- I'm not going to Bosley. - But... I'm banging a chick that works there. - Is her name Propecia? - Huh? - Hmm? - All right. Give me some of them Coffee Crisps, son. I need the full Stuber experience or you're getting one star again. Whoo!

That's on you, bro. No! No! No, go out the window!

"Massive eyebrows?" Ugh.

- Move it! I'm a cop! - Stop! Stop! Get all of this shit out of the road! Yeah, yeah, I see the bulldozer! Stop! God damn it! God damn it! You okay, man? You assholes got a permit for this hole? What?