Does anyone have a phone? Thank you. I'm gonna call 911. No! No cops. Right. - There's no telling who else is on his payroll. - Right.
Stuber
4.2s
Stu, take the shot! Shoot! - Just defeat him! - Come on!
Stuber
18s
Another record-setting day in Los Angeles. Hottest day since 1911. Stay safe, folks. This is Madness! What kind of music do you like? I got a fully-loaded iPod. I got rap, hip-hop, R&B, adult-contempo... world music. Name a thing, I bet I have it. Let's play a game.
Stuber
1.7s
Vic! Vic!
Stuber
10.7s
No regrets. Stu, oh, I'm gonna cry. We're gonna be small-business owners. Actually, I prefer business operator. 'Cause it reminds me of the Sade song and that is empowering to me, so...
Stuber
8.7s
How do you like that, tough guy? How does that taste? Taste good? How do you like that, asshole? Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time! Where's Amo Cortez?
Stuber
8.9s
What do I need to do to make this all end? We gotta get to Venice now. Come on. My daughter could be in trouble. Let's go. Come on, let's go!
Stuber
1.4s
Faster!
Stuber
6.4s
Really solid stuff. Reminiscent of a young Richard Serra. Oh, thank you. Yeah.
Stuber
1.9s
God damn it.
Stuber
1.9s
Stu, take the shot!
Stuber
15.4s
I'll pay for that! So you can work out without having men ogle you. Just you and your gal pals, listening to Sia, getting your beach bods. Out of the way! Get out of the way! - Are you okay? - No, I'm not!
Stuber
3.7s
Take the shot, Stu! - Shoot! - Come on!
Stuber
5.3s
Listen... I know you're this, like, Steven Seagal badass who doesn't need shit from anyone.
Stuber
21.8s
Coward! Where are you? You're the coward! You can't face your own feelings! You remember that part of NeverEnding Story... where Atreyu has to walk through the Oracle Gates... and those giant sphinx statue things can see a warrior's true internal nature? - What? - And that super scary knight gets vaporized... because deep down he doesn't believe in himself? Yeah?
Stuber
1.8s
God damn it.
Stuber
39.2s
- Hey. - What? I can't wait for tonight. With runners at the corners and a one-one count, nobody out. The pitch... for a ball. I gotta tell you, Los Angeles is now putting themselves... in the mix for the playoff hunt. They've got the third lowest... - Yeah. - It's tonight. The drop is going down, man. Hundred-fucking-percent. Leon, whose drop? Tedjo. - Tedjo? - Yeah, he's back. Yo, man, this is big. Are you fucking sure? 300 keys. Maybe even more. That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? Oh, you done good, buddy. You done good. Where are you? Koreatown. Cordova and Vermont. Where's Tedjo making the drop?
Stuber
17.7s
Lovers' quarrel? Oh, I forgot you're not lovers. Hey, this is good, right? Fuck off, okay? And put that back! That's way too much stuff! Why do you need propane tanks? Are you gonna have a barbecue later? You have no friends! You're gonna get me fired! You weren't planning on working in this shithole your whole life, were you?