Come on, Dad. On your stomach! On your stomach! Roll over! Roll over. On your stomach, now! - Hands to your side. - Cuff him.
Stuber
4.7s
No. I'm going to take everything from you.
Stuber
1.5s
All right. Look.
Stuber
2.5s
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
Stuber
7.4s
I will kill you... if you touch my daughter! Dad, stop! Dad, don't!
Stuber
1.2s
He's so little!
Stuber
19.2s
You need to tell her how you feel. A relationship cannot thrive without honesty. That's why Amber calls me out for being a fat piece of dogshit. That's abuse. That's a different thing. No, it's love. Tough love. Look, we about to get a rush. What's your fat Freddie Mercury-looking-ass got for me? All right. Let's cut the shit.
Stuber
10.5s
Dad? - Hey! - Hey, kid! - You actually came! - Yeah, of course I came. - Whoa, what is that smell? - A long story. Blood. Dog food. Vomit.
Stuber
13.1s
That's technically not the sky. That's the sky's tears. It's tears of joy 'cause the sky is proud of you. Please shut up. Well, no worries.
Stuber
2.3s
"Andre the giant motherfucker."
Stuber
2s
Stu, get the gun!
Stuber
3s
Mexican? Libyan? Chilean?
Stuber
17.9s
He brought his undercover crew with him. Top of his class at Quantico. He's Dark Ops. Los Angeles as well. Tariq, don't shoot him! Don't do it! Don't do it. - Don't shoot! - Don't do it! You assholes called multiple Ubers at the same time? So uncool! God damn it.
Stuber
44.4s
Smooth operator speaking. Fucking Byron, man! He's a piece of shit! He came over. He goes to the bathroom... I obviously immediately look at his phone. It's fucking full of all these pictures... of all these girls who look barely out of fucking high school. It's like vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. Oh, my God! I broke up with him! Becca, you are a queen. Byron is a full-on piece of shit and he doesn't deserve you. I wanna lock myself in my apartment like Grey Gardens. I want to Grey Gardens myself. That is the most depressing verb I've ever heard. I wanna scream into a cup for six years. I'm gonna start drinking. Then Yogurtland, then vengeance. - Tequila? - Yes. God, yes. Always. Well, I'll bring a bottle and some yogurt. - You decide the order, okay? - Okay. Stu, will you hurry?
Stuber
1.4s
Okay.
Stuber
5.4s
Oh, wow. That's awesome. That is beautiful. - Oh, thank you. - Wow.