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17.6s
Here. Oh, do not hand me a... - Take this. - Jesus, Dad. - Here. - Dad, I do not want that! There's some really bad shit going down tonight. Okay? I checked the place out. It's clear. But it's better safe than sorry. - Take that. - Oh, God. Remember how I taught you to shoot? Yes. I hate when you do this. Anything else?
Stuber
28.5s
Hello, Stu. - Stu. - All right. So, what do you think? Yeah, yeah. Wow. Wow. - Right? - Oh. Look at that. Look at the red... flowing into the blue. It reminds me of, uh... Remember that Bricker case? That guy got shot in the head in a swimming pool. Blood just kind of flowed out in the waters. He was a pimp. Cool, yeah. What do you think of the sculptures, though? Because that's what I do. I'm a sculptor. No. - I was just saying. - Mmm-hmm.
Stuber
30.4s
Hi, sweetie. Oh, my God! I can't believe you're here! I wouldn't miss it. Oh, wow. Is ol' Vic with ya? Um, you know, I haven't seen him yet, but I'm sure he'll show up at some point. Yeah, we'll see about that. Listen, um, I can't stay long. But before I go, I'm gonna take that small... scorpion sculpture off your hands. It is stunning. Thank you. Come here. I have so loved watching you grow up. Your father would be so proud.
Stuber
17.7s
Lovers' quarrel? Oh, I forgot you're not lovers. Hey, this is good, right? Fuck off, okay? And put that back! That's way too much stuff! Why do you need propane tanks? Are you gonna have a barbecue later? You have no friends! You're gonna get me fired! You weren't planning on working in this shithole your whole life, were you?
Stuber
1m18s
Oh, what? I hurt your feelings? No. Actually, I feel bad for you. After seeing how you treat your own daughter... it's clear that you don't give a shit about anyone else. Wait. Are you mad at me? Or are you mad at that girl you refuse to man up to? Oh, you're gonna give me relationship advice? You spend more time obsessing over your dead partner... than paying attention to your alive daughter... who, news flash, wants to be a part of your life. You know what that makes you? - A good cop? - A shitty father! All right. You know what? You've been annoying me all goddamn day... I've been annoying you? What? I don't need a therapy session from Little Man Uber. Life is hard. That's what we signed up for. And I handle my shit like a real man. I don't bitch and moan and whine and cry... like your pansy ass! Oh, you feel like a real man, huh? Killing people, avenging, kicking ass... taking names, torturing perps. You know what? I could've called another Uber driver earlier, and you know why I didn't? Because you don't know - how to use apps! - No. Because I wouldn't find one weaker than you! You're too chicken shit to tell that girl you like her! You're too chicken shit to stand up to me! And you're a chicken shit... who deserves zero stars.
Stuber
21.8s
Coward! Where are you? You're the coward! You can't face your own feelings! You remember that part of NeverEnding Story... where Atreyu has to walk through the Oracle Gates... and those giant sphinx statue things can see a warrior's true internal nature? - What? - And that super scary knight gets vaporized... because deep down he doesn't believe in himself? Yeah?
Stuber