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Are you... Oh, come on. You need a tissue? Teddy bear? You got a blanky in the trunk you want me to grab? Jesus. I'm really overwhelmed right now. Tears are a natural response to the immense pressure I'm currently experiencing. Yeah, sure. Naturally. Everyone cries. It's good for you. I don't cry. Pico doesn't cry. You cried when you were a baby. Nope. Never. - You don't remember that. - I remember my birth. Oh, you're getting rid of the murder weapon! Take Sepulveda over to Crenshaw. There's a hospital there. Okay, okay. Hospital. Good. It's a hospital. Okay. Oh, God. Oh, God. Come on! Get your ass over here and help me!
Stuber
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Smooth operator speaking. Fucking Byron, man! He's a piece of shit! He came over. He goes to the bathroom... I obviously immediately look at his phone. It's fucking full of all these pictures... of all these girls who look barely out of fucking high school. It's like vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. Oh, my God! I broke up with him! Becca, you are a queen. Byron is a full-on piece of shit and he doesn't deserve you. I wanna lock myself in my apartment like Grey Gardens. I want to Grey Gardens myself. That is the most depressing verb I've ever heard. I wanna scream into a cup for six years. I'm gonna start drinking. Then Yogurtland, then vengeance. - Tequila? - Yes. God, yes. Always. Well, I'll bring a bottle and some yogurt. - You decide the order, okay? - Okay. Stu, will you hurry?
Stuber
56.8s
So, yes, I'll have them see the house tomorrow at 3:00 p.m. That looks good. What is that? Chicken salad? - Mm-hmm. You want a bite? - No thank you, sweetie. But here's the thing though, you really think you should be eating that? Well, I mean, I am hungry. Water only... four hours before stage! Ain't that right, fellas? - Yeah. Yes, ma'am. - Them's the rules. Not even, like, a granola bar? - Is that healthy? - Who the fuck are you? Oh, no, actually, I just mean carbs... - are unfairly demonized. - No. If that's how he's lookin', I wouldn't change what he's cookin'. - It's fine. - Oh, it's fine? So you think people come in here to see a fat piece of shit floppin' his tits around? I don't have tits! Nobody wants to see a big dick hanging off a bag of garbage. Shouldn't have weighed in. I'm sorry. Not a pun. Oh, no, no. Please continue to mansplain to me what I'm supposed to be doing. 'Cause, you know, as a woman, I have no fucking idea! You do your thing. I'll go fuck myself. Thank you so much for giving me permission. Are you still eating that? - Ms. Titties? - Tittyais. Who the fuck's asking? We not hiring, honey.
Stuber