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18.3s
This pen knife. It's all I had. It got me through. No, it didn't. The pen knife did nothing. It was just a psychological security blanket. Also, you had a terrible, abusive father. I became a man that night. That's the point. You don't need to drop your kids off in the desert... to teach them how to be a man. What do you know about being a man?
Stuber
17.6s
Here. Oh, do not hand me a... - Take this. - Jesus, Dad. - Here. - Dad, I do not want that! There's some really bad shit going down tonight. Okay? I checked the place out. It's clear. But it's better safe than sorry. - Take that. - Oh, God. Remember how I taught you to shoot? Yes. I hate when you do this. Anything else?
Stuber
38.4s
Hey. Let me guess, you want me to drive you to all the Sarah Connors in the city, huh? Come on. Start it up. Let's go. Oh, it's already started. Electric car. I call it "silent but deadly." Kind of like a fart, but instead it's a great car. Drive. I'm Stu. How do you do? Can I get you some bottled water? Some Canadian chocolates? It was one of those things where I thought I was getting five bars on Amazon, - but I ended up getting five... - Koreatown. Now. Koreatown. Now. Hold on. I'm gonna bang a U-ey here real quick. Nope. Don't got it. Hold on. Thank you, thank you.
Stuber