Big lease. This is it, huh? Yep. I have signed my half. Once you sign yours, it is official. I'd have to move some funds around, but, you know... Check out my photoshop skills.
Stuber
9.4s
Thank you. "Mr. Washington"? Why would Tedjo stay here and not a safehouse? Better not be a bad friggin' tip. "Friggin'"?
Stuber
1.6s
We good.
Stuber
13.5s
Uh... So, I didn't think you were gonna give me five stars... so I already rated you three stars. But given the circumstances, I feel that's very generous. Hey.
Stuber
4.5s
Where'd he go? Hey! I got him!
Stuber
2.7s
You fucked with the wrong Uber driver!
Stuber
20s
Oh, this is your other horrible job? I came here once to buy some fishing gear. Clerk was a real dick. I wanted to shoot him in the leg, but I had self-control. Yeah, that was probably my boss. He's the second worst guy I've ever met. Who's the first? I'll give you a hint. It's you.
Stuber
3.3s
I got him! Fuck. It worked.
Stuber
2.2s
Vic!
Stuber
1.2s
Uh...
Stuber
1.2s
Watch it.
Stuber
1.4s
Okay.
Stuber
1.7s
- Shit! That never works. - Shit.
Stuber
1.6s
Daughter thinks I swear too much.
Stuber
17.6s
Here. Oh, do not hand me a... - Take this. - Jesus, Dad. - Here. - Dad, I do not want that! There's some really bad shit going down tonight. Okay? I checked the place out. It's clear. But it's better safe than sorry. - Take that. - Oh, God. Remember how I taught you to shoot? Yes. I hate when you do this. Anything else?
Stuber
38.4s
Hey. Let me guess, you want me to drive you to all the Sarah Connors in the city, huh? Come on. Start it up. Let's go. Oh, it's already started. Electric car. I call it "silent but deadly." Kind of like a fart, but instead it's a great car. Drive. I'm Stu. How do you do? Can I get you some bottled water? Some Canadian chocolates? It was one of those things where I thought I was getting five bars on Amazon, - but I ended up getting five... - Koreatown. Now. Koreatown. Now. Hold on. I'm gonna bang a U-ey here real quick. Nope. Don't got it. Hold on. Thank you, thank you.