You were right. Yeah, they were just here. Yeah, there's two of them.
Stuber
27s
Fuck you, homie! I got fucking rights! No. Fuck you, homie! You're looking at five years for possession. - Unless you wanna talk. - Uh, Vic? No? Watch him. I'll be back. This is bullshit, man! No. No, no. Vic. Vic. No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. You cannot just leave him in my car. This is a hard no for me. - This is an UberPool, right? - No, it's not an UberPool! Don't act like... you know what UberPool is, okay? You learned that earlier today.
Stuber
12.9s
- You said hospital! - This is a hospital. - It's a animal hospital! - He's an animal. Oh, yeah, we'll check him for heartworms! - Get his leg. - Sorry. Sorry, sorry! All right, sorry. - Hello, Victor. - Hey, doc.
Stuber
1.2s
Uh...
Stuber
3.4s
Steve... this is your night in the desert.
Stuber
19.7s
Stop that! Why are you laughing? Stop that! Stop! Stop that! Stop laughing! I'm a cop! I'm being for real! Fuck you! You ain't no cop! I am a cop! I'll take you downtown! Stop that! You're gonna go to jail! I'll fucking book you, man! No! Please, please! Stop it! Stop kicking!
Stuber
7.5s
Hey, asshole! How many bags did you feed the dog? I don't know, man. I lost count. What?
Stuber
4.7s
You okay, buddy? You okay? Yeah.
Stuber
4.4s
My name is Stu. Fuck you.
Stuber
4.8s
You assholes. How much you feed him? I said how much you feed him?
Stuber
8.7s
How do you like that, tough guy? How does that taste? Taste good? How do you like that, asshole? Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time! Where's Amo Cortez?
Stuber
19.4s
Here, take this. Oh, no, I am not touching that. He can help me crack a case I've been working on for years! He's handcuffed. - He's locked in a car. - I'm not doing it. - The safety's on. - No. Just point it at him. Don't let him smell you're a civilian. Two minutes. You get your five stars... and you're free to go see your girl, man. And you get to tell her how you helped an officer in need.
Stuber
1.6s
We good.
Stuber
24.7s
Oh! But after I located your partner's car here... I called in a few colleagues. How cute. The rest of Cobra Kai. Hey, guys, why don't we talk this out? Let's talk about how we feel. I'll start. I feel scared when someone has a gun to my head. How do you feel? I'm guessing swap's off the table. I'll trade you for a sculpture. I hear your daughter's hot shit.