Stop that! Why are you laughing? Stop that! Stop! Stop that! Stop laughing! I'm a cop! I'm being for real! Fuck you! You ain't no cop! I am a cop! I'll take you downtown! Stop that! You're gonna go to jail! I'll fucking book you, man! No! Please, please! Stop it! Stop kicking!
Stuber
1.3s
Thank you.
Stuber
9.5s
If I do get a medal, I'm gonna donate it to an orphanage. Just to inspire those little shits. We recovered your phones from the wreckage. Yes!
Stuber
1.2s
Get down!
Stuber
4.3s
We were debating when to tell you, but... - Christmas felt right. - Mmm-hmm.
Stuber
17s
Okay. Really? You're a pain in my ass, but I trust you. All right, they're making a deal in Inglewood. Watseka Salvage. The meet goes down in half an hour. Send in the cavalry. Call in SWAT. - Okay. You got it, Vic. - And, Captain... thanks for not giving up on me. You bet.
Stuber
1.6s
Surprise.
Stuber
2.2s
My name is Stu.
Stuber
1.3s
Morris! You okay?
Stuber
2.8s
Vic, you good? - That's Tedjo. - Come on.
Stuber
6.8s
Mother frigger. No tip? That's an interesting choice.
Stuber
1.4s
Tedjo.
Stuber
11.3s
All right. Wake up, asshole. Tedjo deal. When and where? - Fuck you, pig. - Oh, yeah? Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? Now, when and where?
Stuber
19.4s
Here, take this. Oh, no, I am not touching that. He can help me crack a case I've been working on for years! He's handcuffed. - He's locked in a car. - I'm not doing it. - The safety's on. - No. Just point it at him. Don't let him smell you're a civilian. Two minutes. You get your five stars... and you're free to go see your girl, man. And you get to tell her how you helped an officer in need.
Stuber
11.5s
- Hey. - Hey, hey, kid. - How you feeling? - I can see. Well, that's good. - You look great. - Thanks. I look like I've been up all night.
Stuber
1.7s
Help!
Stuber
36s
Mmm. - We're doing it! - Yes! Becca, I like your shoes. They don't really go with your outfit... but, uh, you can pull it off. Oh, Richie, thank you. I like your facial hair. Although, am I your type? 'Cause I'm over 12. - What? - I'm gonna go... 'cause when you entered, my tailbone was like, "We're unsafe!" Will you call me later? - Yeah. - All right. Bye! I'm excited! She was making a joke. I don't like when girls make jokes. Hey, um, can I pick up some more shifts? I need some more cash coming in. Not in this economy. Cool? Sure. Also, not really an appropriate question to ask your boss. Yeah. You think Becca would fuck me?
Stuber
12.3s
- Happy birthday, Kramer. - Yo, Vic. - I appreciate it. - McHENRY: It's Kramer's 50th. I brought you the world's tiniest piece of cake. I didn't get cake on my birthday. What're you doin' here? Like a dog on a bone, you, huh? Tedjo's a cop killer.
