Yes! Get angry! Own that shit! Now, come on. Let's go!
Stuber
4.8s
And I'm telling your dad you masturbate in the handicap stall. Oh, don't do that.
Stuber
3.7s
Silent but deadly. What the hell are you talking...
Stuber
1.2s
Stu!
Stuber
16.7s
- I'm so sorry. - No, no, no. It's my fault. You don't have man boobs. Her bark is way more vicious than her bite. That's not true. She bit me. It really hurt. Hey, can you give me a hand with something? Your self-esteem? She was up by twelve points in August. I was all in.
Stuber
1.9s
I'll do it myself.
Stuber
3s
Oh, Amo, you just don't wanna make this easy, do you?
Stuber
1.2s
Uh...
Stuber
17.6s
Here. Oh, do not hand me a... - Take this. - Jesus, Dad. - Here. - Dad, I do not want that! There's some really bad shit going down tonight. Okay? I checked the place out. It's clear. But it's better safe than sorry. - Take that. - Oh, God. Remember how I taught you to shoot? Yes. I hate when you do this. Anything else?
Stuber
1.4s
Okay.
Stuber
2.2s
Did you just throw those out the window?
Stuber
1.2s
Watch it.
Stuber
38.4s
Hey. Let me guess, you want me to drive you to all the Sarah Connors in the city, huh? Come on. Start it up. Let's go. Oh, it's already started. Electric car. I call it "silent but deadly." Kind of like a fart, but instead it's a great car. Drive. I'm Stu. How do you do? Can I get you some bottled water? Some Canadian chocolates? It was one of those things where I thought I was getting five bars on Amazon, - but I ended up getting five... - Koreatown. Now. Koreatown. Now. Hold on. I'm gonna bang a U-ey here real quick. Nope. Don't got it. Hold on. Thank you, thank you.
Stuber
21.2s
Nah. It's okay. I'm used to that. So, how do you know my dad? He kidnapped me. We killed some people. Huh. I'm on the fence. Really? I think she's brilliant. Her pieces are so emotionally charged. Reminds me of a young Richard Serra. Like if Tilted Arc had a soul.
Stuber
6.3s
Amo Cortez? Sorry, homie. This ain't LAPD territory. Yeah, it is now. - Hey! - What the fuck, man?
Stuber
3.3s
I got him! Fuck. It worked.
Stuber
20s
Oh, this is your other horrible job? I came here once to buy some fishing gear. Clerk was a real dick. I wanted to shoot him in the leg, but I had self-control. Yeah, that was probably my boss. He's the second worst guy I've ever met. Who's the first? I'll give you a hint. It's you.
Stuber
6.9s
And he oversees a heroin pipeline... that's gonna kill a lot more people. Teenagers. Kids.
