Okay, in flirting situations, the key is making them check you out without letting them know that you know that they're checking you out. You're like, "Whatever." When they try to talk to you, you can play it one of three ways: dumb, super into it, or nasty. Which way you play it depends on what guy you deal with. This is like my dream and my nightmare all at one time. I'm not gonna take that personally. Now, hair is everything. Touch it. Move it. Play with it. Move it around a lot. Hypnotize them with it. Give me a flip like that. Okay, now angle your eyes down. Now, head down. Tilt up. Eyes big.
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[BOTH LAUGH] FRIDGE: That's beautiful, Spencer. Why don't I set you up with a nice candlelight dinner? Or do you guys wanna get the hell out of here? All right. Show me how it's done. Class is in session. - Come on, girl. - Okay. BETHANY: Watch and learn. Hey, what did you mean by that candlelight-dinner thing? - What are you talking about? - You said it, me and Martha, candlelight dinner. What does that even mean? The girl is into you, Spencer. [LOUDLY] What? [GUN COCKS] [BUG BUZZES] [♪♪♪♪♪]
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[WHISPERING] I can't talk to guys. I'm terrible at it. [WHISPERING] I can give you some pointers. [IN NORMAL VOICE] No, I'm sorry. We have to come up with another plan. I'm not... No. Heh. Not doing that. Martha, you just have to distract them long enough for us to get into the shed. I really don't think I can, I'm not... Like, I'm not actually some badass girl. What are you talking about? You're a total badass.
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I'm sorry, boss. It won't happen again.
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You could do anything.
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There she is.
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Hey.
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ALEX: There it is. The transportation shed. There's all sorts of vehicles inside. We gotta get one, get across the canyon, and get to the Jaguar statue. Okay, I see the transportation shed, I see the canyon, but I still can't see the statue, which is weird 'cause it's the most important thing in Jumanji and it's huge. That's what she said. [LAUGHING] You drunk, Fridge? What are you talking about? I ain't drunk. - He is drunk. - I had three little margaritas. You're about half your usual size. Whatever, whatever. Alex, what do we do? How do we get past these guards? Last time, I waited till they left. How long did that take? - Three weeks? - Oh, we gonna die. Okay. Plan B. Maybe there's another door somewhere. But we gotta distract those guys first. BETHANY: I've got it. Distracting guys is, like, the main thing I do. He plays video games, I distract guys. Bethany, I hate to break it to you right now, but you don't exactly have the, um, the tool kit. - Not me. - What? - You have to go down there and flirt with those guys... - No. - ...and hold their attention while we sneak in. - No! I can't just go over there and flirt with some weird soldiers I don't know. I know, but right now we don't have a better idea. You don't understand. I actually can't do it.
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And once I got down to my last life, I realized I was screwed. And that I was never gonna get out of here by myself. Half the stuff that came at me, I had zero way to deal with. You can't kill a black mamba with a margarita. You sure can't. You need a zoologist for that. [♪♪♪♪♪] Alex, we can help each other. You've been here a long time, you know the game, and between us, we have a lot of strengths. Yeah. We're actually pretty good together. I don't know, bro. Okay, I mess up one more time, I'm toast. Totally freaks me out even thinking about going back to the transportation shed.
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Who's this? Who's Alan Parrish? He's the guy who built this place. Wait, other people have been stuck here too? Yeah. This is Alan Parrish's house. I'm just living in it. BETHANY [IN NORMAL VOICE]: So, Alex, tell me, how long have you been in the game? Oh, it's tough to say. Time is kind of funny here. But a few months, at least. - A few months? - What? Yeah, I can't seem to make it past the transportation shed. Transportation shed? What's that? It's the next level. First time, my hot-air balloon wouldn't even take off. And then there was the whole plane thing I mentioned.
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- And I'm done with that. - It's good. Can I get one more of those? - Yeah. - BETHANY: Alex? What's up with all these candles? ALEX? Citronella. One of my weaknesses is mosquitoes, which is kind of a bummer when you live alone in an open hut in the jungle. [CHUCKLES] [QUIETLY] He's single.
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Dudes, let's do this. - Yeah. - MARTHA: Yeah. - SPENCER: Let's do this. - MARTHA: Let's do this. Hey, Spencer, you gonna drink that margarita? SPENCER: I... You're done. FRIDGE: This is one good margarita. [♪♪♪♪♪]
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Oh, my God. You're our missing piece. You were the thing we needed to find. So the clue was to, what, go to the bazaar to find the missing piece? It wasn't the elephant.
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I don't wanna die in Jumanji. We just gotta stick together. If we do that, we can win. I know we can.