- Now sparkle. - Sparkle? Like an anime character. Now sparkle. [SNIFFS] [SHORT GASPING] [GASPING, WHEEZING] Needs work. [♪♪♪♪♪]
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FRIDGE: The hell is going on with her butt? Bethany, what did you tell her to do? Did she twist her ankle, maybe, or...? She's never flirted before. Give her a break.
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[♪♪♪♪♪] Alex. What year do you think it is? - What do you mean? - Oh, no. It's 1996. You're Alex Vreeke, aren't you? Yeah, that's right. Wait a minute, you mean Freak House? Wait, what are you... What are you guys talking about? How do you know me? Alex, I don't know how to tell you this... You've been in this game for 20 years. That's probably not how I would've done it. What? No. You guys are messing with me, right? No, we're not. Alex Vreeke. Everybody in Brantford knows about you. You're the kid that disappeared. Twenty years ago. Twenty years? Twenty years, man. I don't even know how to say this, but Cindy Crawford, dude, she's like 50 years old. - But still fly. - Eh. Wait...
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You could do anything.
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Hey.
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[CLICKS] ♪ Ooh, baby I love your way ♪ ♪ Every day, yeah ♪ Hey. You guys like to dance? ♪ ...every day ♪ ♪ Shadows grow so long Before my eyes ♪ ♪ And they're moving ♪ Oh, yeah, there we go. ♪ Across the page ♪ ♪ Suddenly the day Turns into night ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Far away from the city ♪ SPENCER: Which one, which one, which one? [MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED] I hate this place. ♪ 'Cause your love Just won't... ♪ Her strength is dance fighting. SPENCER: Alex, what do you think, huh? What's the move? - What? - SPENCER: What do we take? - Which one? - I don't know, man, okay? - I told you, I... - SPENCER: We gotta fly. SPENCER: The helicopter? We gotta fly. ALEX: I told you I don't know.
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Seaplane McDonough reporting for duty. Let's go, people. [♪♪♪♪♪]
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You are a badass.
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We're gonna get you home. Yeah. [♪♪♪♪♪]
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Oh, my God. You're our missing piece. You were the thing we needed to find. So the clue was to, what, go to the bazaar to find the missing piece? It wasn't the elephant.
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Who's this? Who's Alan Parrish? He's the guy who built this place. Wait, other people have been stuck here too? Yeah. This is Alan Parrish's house. I'm just living in it. BETHANY [IN NORMAL VOICE]: So, Alex, tell me, how long have you been in the game? Oh, it's tough to say. Time is kind of funny here. But a few months, at least. - A few months? - What? Yeah, I can't seem to make it past the transportation shed. Transportation shed? What's that? It's the next level. First time, my hot-air balloon wouldn't even take off. And then there was the whole plane thing I mentioned.
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ALEX: There it is. The transportation shed. There's all sorts of vehicles inside. We gotta get one, get across the canyon, and get to the Jaguar statue. Okay, I see the transportation shed, I see the canyon, but I still can't see the statue, which is weird 'cause it's the most important thing in Jumanji and it's huge. That's what she said. [LAUGHING] You drunk, Fridge? What are you talking about? I ain't drunk. - He is drunk. - I had three little margaritas. You're about half your usual size. Whatever, whatever. Alex, what do we do? How do we get past these guards? Last time, I waited till they left. How long did that take? - Three weeks? - Oh, we gonna die. Okay. Plan B. Maybe there's another door somewhere. But we gotta distract those guys first. BETHANY: I've got it. Distracting guys is, like, the main thing I do. He plays video games, I distract guys. Bethany, I hate to break it to you right now, but you don't exactly have the, um, the tool kit. - Not me. - What? - You have to go down there and flirt with those guys... - No. - ...and hold their attention while we sneak in. - No! I can't just go over there and flirt with some weird soldiers I don't know. I know, but right now we don't have a better idea. You don't understand. I actually can't do it.
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[WHISPERING] I can't talk to guys. I'm terrible at it. [WHISPERING] I can give you some pointers. [IN NORMAL VOICE] No, I'm sorry. We have to come up with another plan. I'm not... No. Heh. Not doing that. Martha, you just have to distract them long enough for us to get into the shed. I really don't think I can, I'm not... Like, I'm not actually some badass girl. What are you talking about? You're a total badass.
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There she is.
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[GRUNTS] [SPENCER COUGHING]
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Wait! I... I... I have to tell you about this book that I've been reading. About microbiology. Which is one of my favorite biologies.
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[ALEX GRUNTING] - BETHANY: What's wrong? - ALEX: Something's broken! - What? - What do you mean? ALEX: Hang on! [ALL SCREAMING]