I'm Spencer. What? The hell you are. What is going on? Huh? I think... we're in the game. - Sorry, excuse me? - What are you talking about? Somehow, I don't know how... I think we got, like, sucked into the game. And we've become the avatars that we chose. So it's me, Spencer, but yet I look and sound... like Dr. Smolder Bravestone.
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FRIDGE: Get...
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Uh, I have a tattoo. My mom always said she'd kill me if I ever got a tattoo. FRIDGE: What is this? I have one too.
How do I know this? You're an expert in zoology. - What? - I'm still an old fat guy, right? - I'm afraid so. - FRIDGE: Wait. Why is everybody okay with this? I mean, she fell out of the sky. Um, guys?
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- [HIPPO BELLOWING] - [SCREAMS] Bethany, get up. Bethany, get up. Get up! [ALL SCREAMING]
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Oh... What kind of stupid-ass...?
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY, BELL RINGS] BETHANY: It's been over two hours since I've posted, and he hasn't commented. He hasn't even liked it. - You saw it. - LUCINDA [ON PHONE]: Yeah, gorge. I don't know what his problem is. Thank you. It's not like I post all the time, just enough to stay relevant. But it's cute enough for Noah to... Hey, there's some rando behind you.
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- So? - Oh, I'm sorry. Let me back up. You're aware there are other people in the world, right? [STUDENTS CHUCKLE] Look, um, you know, I'm dealing with something right now, and I'm no happier about it than you are. I'm having a crisis, and Lucinda, I mean, she's supporting me as a woman, and it feels like maybe you should too.
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I heard she broke up with that football guy. This could be your opening, Fussfeld. - [WHISTLE TWEETS] - We're gonna practice catching and throwing. So partner up and grab a football. Let's move!
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- Just hang up the phone. - Okay, I'll wrap it up. - Bethany, hang it up now. - Two minutes and we're done. And that's detention. [♪♪♪♪♪] TEACHER: All right, keep those arms pumping.
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- Hi. - Hi. Bethany, did you just make a call during a quiz? Yeah. But I finished my quiz already. Oh, okay. Well, have you noticed that other people haven't?
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Let's go! Bethany, you're late. Sorry.
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We are turning this into a new computer center. But before we do, it has to be cleaned out. These old magazines are bound for the recycling plant. But they have to be prepped before they go. It seems all the staples must be removed. Whatever you don't finish today, you finish tomorrow. - Tomorrow's Saturday. - Because I wouldn't play? - I don't think that'll work. - That's fair. - Shut up. - So I suggest you get started. Choose your weapons.
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Yes, Spencer? I wanna say that I'm sorry. - Thank you. - Bentley, all I did was make... Bethany, please. You're all here for a reason. You know what it is. But this is what you should be thinking about: Who you are... in this moment in time, and who you want to be. You get one life. You decide how you're gonna spend it. [♪♪♪♪♪] Fortunately... there is no better place for self-reflection than detention. Get up, everybody. Let's go.