- Oh, shit. - Oh, my. Put that there. - Now, looky, looky... - Okay. ...what I got for you under here. - Oh, my gosh. You are the prettiest girl... ...this side of the Mississippi. - I have a little something... ...for you under here. You look so pretty.
Superbad
15.4s
I gotta tell you. I gotta tell you something, Evan. What? I was in your room, like, three weeks ago... ...while you were taking a shit. And I saw your housing, like, forms.
Superbad
6.2s
You. You're the one that got punched? - Yeah. - Okay. First things first. What is your name?
Superbad
1m7s
- You fucking prick. - What? - You bailed on me. - I didn't bail on you. Yeah, you did. You said you were gonna do something and you didn't do it. That's bailing. You're the one that dragged me to that fucking party with those lunatics. - I didn't bail on you. - You bailed on me, okay? You bailed on me this morning when Jesse spat on me... ...and you're bailing on me next year. What the fuck? It finally comes out. That's good, man. We were supposed to go to college together. Since we were kids, since elementary school... ...that's all we've ever talked about, us going together. And you got into fucking Dartmouth. You're making me feel like I'm a bad guy. What...? I didn't do anything wrong. I got into a good school. How the fuck am I supposed to get into Dartmouth? You knew I couldn't. How fucking selfish are you? You had no problem letting Fogell take the fall. You don't want me going to a good school. - Fuck, man! - So, what the fuck do you want? I'm not gonna let you slow me down anymore, Seth. What are you saying?
Superbad
1m3s
- Come on. - Fuck, man. - Come on! - He must be so afraid. I don't believe this bullshit. I can't believe this is happening! I didn't know you could get arrested for this shit. We need that liquor. - Are they gonna take him downtown? - Fuck Fogell. He got arrested, okay? We're on our own. We need a new way to get liq... Fuck! The money, man! Fuck! How much money can you get? Why are you talking about money? What about Fogell? That doesn't matter anymore. I lost a hundred dollars of Jules' money. Are we gonna bust him out of jail? Bake a cake with a fucking file in it? Fuck Fogell. We need a new way to get liquor, which is fucking impossible. All right, you need to calm down. We need to think for a second. - We need to think this out. - Fuck thinking, we need to act! Seth! - What the fuck happened? - Just... Just get up. Slowly. You all right? You okay? I am so sorry, man. I am so sorry. I didn't even effing see you at all, man. Are you okay? So it's just McLovin? Yeah.
Superbad
3.4s
Please stop it, you fucking bum. What the fuck?
Superbad
6.2s
- Fuck. Stop! - Stop the bus! - Stop it! - It's stopping. - It's stopping. - Oh, thank God.
Superbad
4.2s
We're gonna arrest these two little dipshits, okay? And we're gonna pin it on them.
Superbad
3.4s
Oh, no. Fuck.
Superbad
3.9s
Really? Makes me feel young again. There you go.
Superbad
9.5s
I was just walking down the hall and Nicola was right in front of me. She's wearing these tight white pants with this black G-string... ...and you could see right through the pants. It was so sweet.
Superbad
23.4s
- I should buy Becca alcohol? - Yeah, it'll be pimp. That way you know she'll be drunk. You know when girls say: "I was so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy." We could be that mistake! Have you talked to Fogell? All right, you talk to Becca. I'll talk to that retard, Fogell. Don't worry. - Seth, get off the field! - Goal. - You're getting that! - No, I'm not!
Superbad
15s
- Evan. Evan, I'm so wet. - Oh, yeah. They said that would happen in health, when I learned about it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - They taught me about... - Who's down there? Yeah, it's your hand.
Superbad
6.5s
What the fuck? Mark! You really wanna do this, man? Here we go. We're really gonna do this?
Superbad
3.5s
- The whole thing? - Just dump it on. I'm serious. Okay.