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You know, one of you bros could've come up and sat up with me. - We're fine back here. - Back's fine. Safe in the back seat.

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You saved me. I can't believe. I owe you so...

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It's in. Oh, my God, it's in. All right, everybody out. Come on, let's go. McLovin! What the fuck? - Officer Slater, is that you? - You ran away from us. Why did you run away? Michaels, get up here. - No. I didn't run away. - What the fuck? Why would you do that? - I was disoriented from... - Were you violating that girl? You just violated her with your penis? Michaels, look. - McLovin? - No, no, no. No.

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I love you. I'm not even embarrassed to say it. I just... I lo... I love you. - I'm not embarrassed. - I love you. I love you. Why don't we say that every day? Why can't we say it more often? I just love you. I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream: "I love my best friend, Evan." - We should go up on my roof. - For sure. Like, when you went away for Easter, on your vacation, I missed you. - I missed you too. - I want the world to know.

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I am the law! Okay? Now hold hands. - What? - Why? You don't want an asshole where your face used to be, Whaling Jennings. - Hold his fucking hand! - Fucking hold my hand. There. That's not so hard, is it? Here, McLovin, have a cigarette.

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Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.

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- Look at me. - Seth, come on, you didn't blow it.

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So I knew you and Fogell were gonna live together, you know. I'm sorry, man, I don't know.

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I should fucking kill you, you motherfucker! - Hold him, Jimmy's brother! Hold him! - What do you mean? No. No way! - You humiliated me! - I'm sorry! - You used my leg as a tampon! - I'm calling the cops. Evan! Come on! Move!

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Sh... We're screwed. - Okay? We're screwed. - Okay. This is what we get for trusting Fogell, okay? He pussied out. I know he pussied out.

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Not if you're drunk too.

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I love talking and conversing with you. But I can't hear you, though, because the music is so loud. So do you wanna go outside and talk more?

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- Yeah, sure. - Fine with me. Why not? Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. Yeah, there you go. - Have a blast. - "Have a blast." - That's funny. - I've never held one of these before. - Are they hard to shoot? - If you're Michaels, they are. - He can't shoot worth dick. - What? I can shoot. What are you...? Wait. - I can't shoot worth dick? - You cannot shoot. - I shot that cat last week. - It was already dead, man. - I still shot it. - That cat was dead. There's only one way to settle this, guys.

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So by signing this, you are officially saying... ...that as we stopped you from being mugged... ...a crackhead stole our cruiser and did God knows what with it. - You cool to sign that? - Of course. I owe you guys my life. We owe you, Mc... Wait, what's your real name again? - Fogell. - Fuck that. - We're calling you McLovin. - McLovin. Let's do this dance, boys.

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I know, I know.

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All right. Fucking crazy.

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What the fuck? Mark! You really wanna do this, man? Here we go. We're really gonna do this?

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I should've told you. I don't know why I didn't. Don't... No, don't be sorry. I should be sorry. I was being a dick. I was being a big dick to you. No, I... Listen, Seth, I want you to know, I don't wanna live with Fogell. I never wanted to live with him. I just don't... I ha... I'm afraid to live with strangers. I can't. I can't do it.

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