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- All right, well, thank you for the pen. - Yeah. No problem. - Bye. - Bye. Bye, Evan.

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Now, what's your first name? What? - Your first name? - My first name?

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- My R.S.V.P. - Just a maybe? So far. There's so much other fun shit that's gonna be happening... ...that I can't really commit and, you know, hurt someone's feelings. Fun shit? But I never see you at parties or anything.

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Seth, me and Evan are rooming together next year. What's the big deal? "Oh, my God, Fogell's rooming with Evan." Jeez, why don't you go cry about it? - I didn't tell you because... - You're a backstabber... ...and you lied to your best friend and you just don't care anymore? I didn't expect this from you, Evan.

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What the shit was that?

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- Yes! - Beginner's luck. Beginner's luck.

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So, what are you doing tonight?

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Don't do it, kid. I never had a choice.

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That's fun. Why do they make that? If you can't even win, then why am I fucking playing? Do you wanna go see what my dad has? What the fuck?

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- I'm an amateur. I kind of... - That looks like an M&M. Longer face? Bigger nose? Would you say his mouth was wider? Open? A gap? Is there another squad car in the area that could be of further assistance? I don't seem to be getting any. Okay, so just walk me through again what this guy did. He... He... He came in, he's wielding... He's wielding something. He hits this small gentleman in the slacks. And then he jumps over you, he feels you up, violates you. - I did not say that. - No, he doesn't. Look, I can't do this. I told you already, I have an exam tomorrow. Can you understand that? I have a goddamn veterinary exam!

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- We can take you there. - Get your information on the way. - Why waste 2 bucks? - We'll take you. No problem. Please don't report me, man. We can figure this out, right? Why the fuck wouldn't I report you? You just hit me.

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Hello, hello. Hey, guys.

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Jules, you drink. You drink. Everybody... You... You had me get liquor, so you drink. It's like... Well, yeah, because I'm throwing a party, remember? Other people drink and so I just... You...? You don't wanna, you know?

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This is something a smart person wouldn't do. Look, just act cool and act casual, and try and look old. We'll get the booze and get the fuck out of here, okay?

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- Fuck! Over! - Okay, watch this. I'll get it right on the nose. You're gonna fuck it up. You're gonna fuck it up. Under! I feel hammered. That doesn't make any sense. - You're a fucking pussy. - Okay, okay. Great, great. - Okay, McLovin, see if you can do it. - The kid's gonna nail it. Come on, McLovin. Do it, buddy. Come on, buddy! - Bring it! - 0.08, motherfuckers! - Man! - That's my boy!

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Hey, hey. It's you. McMuffin.

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- Okay. - Okay.

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- It'll be fine. - Yeah. Why don't you just wear what you wore to school? I can't do that. I can't let Jules see me in what I wore to school. It's completely unbecoming. No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam. I have to kill these guys. You don't negotiate with terrorists. Really? Yeah, that's what we should be talking about right now. Then why don't you go and get some of your own clothes? That's the dumbest thing ever. My parents will see that my car's been towed and I'll be grounded. These fucking terrorists multiply like bunnies. Where did I leave the M16? Do you have any bigger clothes or do you only shop at babyGap? Fuck me. I can't...

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