- The joint can't hold me. - Holy shit, Fogell's a badass. I'm gonna break your glasses, you fucking cop. You can't hold me. Fucking pigs.
Superbad
7.1s
Hey. You dance hot. Thank you.
Superbad
3.7s
Not from you. Give me that booze, Fagell.
Superbad
4.4s
But we're the police. We just wanna get the story straight.
Superbad
20s
Jesus, fuck. - Hang on one second. - What? Becca, I don't think you wanna do this. - You're really drunk. - No, I'm not. I am not drunk. - I see that you are. I think you are. - And I really... I want you inside me. I want you to be my first. I want you inside me. So just... Just go with it. - Let it happen. - I know, but...
Superbad
10.1s
- All right, well, thank you for the pen. - Yeah. No problem. - Bye. - Bye. Bye, Evan.
Superbad
5.1s
Now, what's your first name? What? - Your first name? - My first name?
Superbad
11.9s
- My R.S.V.P. - Just a maybe? So far. There's so much other fun shit that's gonna be happening... ...that I can't really commit and, you know, hurt someone's feelings. Fun shit? But I never see you at parties or anything.
Superbad
16s
Seth, me and Evan are rooming together next year. What's the big deal? "Oh, my God, Fogell's rooming with Evan." Jeez, why don't you go cry about it? - I didn't tell you because... - You're a backstabber... ...and you lied to your best friend and you just don't care anymore? I didn't expect this from you, Evan.
Superbad
2.3s
What the shit was that?
Superbad
2.1s
- Yes! - Beginner's luck. Beginner's luck.
Superbad
2.2s
So, what are you doing tonight?
Superbad
8s
Don't do it, kid. I never had a choice.
Superbad
33.2s
That's fun. Why do they make that? If you can't even win, then why am I fucking playing? Do you wanna go see what my dad has? What the fuck?
Superbad
39s
- I'm an amateur. I kind of... - That looks like an M&M. Longer face? Bigger nose? Would you say his mouth was wider? Open? A gap? Is there another squad car in the area that could be of further assistance? I don't seem to be getting any. Okay, so just walk me through again what this guy did. He... He... He came in, he's wielding... He's wielding something. He hits this small gentleman in the slacks. And then he jumps over you, he feels you up, violates you. - I did not say that. - No, he doesn't. Look, I can't do this. I told you already, I have an exam tomorrow. Can you understand that? I have a goddamn veterinary exam!
Superbad
12.1s
- We can take you there. - Get your information on the way. - Why waste 2 bucks? - We'll take you. No problem. Please don't report me, man. We can figure this out, right? Why the fuck wouldn't I report you? You just hit me.
Superbad
2.6s
Hello, hello. Hey, guys.
Superbad
19.2s
Jules, you drink. You drink. Everybody... You... You had me get liquor, so you drink. It's like... Well, yeah, because I'm throwing a party, remember? Other people drink and so I just... You...? You don't wanna, you know?