Jesus, I look like the robot from Aliens. No, look at me, buddy. I promise, you're going to be okay.
Ted
16.4s
By the power vested in me by the New York Jets and by the united peoples of the planet Mongo, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride, Johnny.
Ted
20.8s
Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood with the goal of restarting his film career. He currently resides in Burbank where he shares a studio apartment with his roommate, Brandon Routh. Remember Brandon Routh from that God-awful Superman movie? Jesus Christ! Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us.
Ted
3.3s
I love you. I love you, too.
Ted
6s
And he knew that if he ever found that friend, he would never let him go.
Ted
5.8s
John longed with all his heart for that one, true friend that he could call his own.
Ted
1.5s
(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
Ted
10.7s
But there was one child who wasn't in such good spirits. Little John Bennett, that one boy in every neighborhood who just has a tough time making friends.
Ted
1.4s
(KIDS YELLING)
Ted
12.8s
It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits. That special time of year when Boston children gather together and beat up the Jewish kids. Hey, Greenbaum!
Ted
4.8s
It began in 1985, in a town just outside Boston.
Ted
1.3s
RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!
Ted
6.7s
And for little John Bennett, Christmas Day brought a very special new arrival.
Ted
4.2s
All the children were opening their gifts with holiday glee.
Ted
6.7s
Hey, GUYS, can I play? Get out of here, Bennett. Get lost, Bennett! Get out of here, Bennett! Yeah, Bennett get lost.
Ted
2.2s
Uh-oh. Get him!
Ted
25.3s
NARRATOR: It has been said that magic vanished from our world a long time ago, and that humanity can no longer fulfill its desires through the power of wishes. To those who have lost the wondrous vision of childhood eyes, submitted here is the story of a little boy and a magical Christmas wish that changed his life forever.
Ted
15s
NARRATOR: John became instantly attached to Teddy. There was something about that bear that made him feel as if he finally had a friend with whom he could share his deepest secrets. RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!
