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JOHN: There he is. Pull over.
Ted
Trust me, I can do this. Shut up. Let him try it, man. All right, fuck it.
Ted
Did you... Did you just talk? Don't look so surprised. You're the one who wished for it, aren't you?
Ted
What is it? 'Cause it sounds negative. No, no, it's from The Notebook.
Ted
Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?
Ted
I made you out to be a hero. You know what, John, we asked Ted to move out so we can give ourselves a chance without him.
Ted
So you think you got what it takes? I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.
Ted
Thunder buddies for life.
Ted
God, there are some fucked-up fish out there.
Ted
No. That's a weird fucking question. No, just start counting.
Ted
Whoa, whoa! Stop, stop! That's them, turn around!
Ted
You know, this place looks great. Thanks, man, it's all IKEA. Did the whole place for $47.
Ted
Oh, I'm okay. If I get raped, it'll be my fault for what I'm wearing.
Ted
