Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" (CHUCKLES) Right? Pink Floyd. Look, the point is, you're blaming me for something that you did to yourself.
Ted
13.1s
How great is this? The four of us out to dinner. How long have we been saying we were going to... Lori, how you doing? I haven't talked to you in forever. I'm good. I'm good. The company's having their 20th anniversary party next week. So, that's something.
Ted
1.7s
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
1.5s
I heard you got busted.
Ted
12.2s
Can I... Just give me the car keys. Can I please just explain? No. Look, I was... I have given up a huge chunk of my life for you. I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then Flash Gordon... Just give me the car keys.
Ted
12.9s
You know, Sam, there's only one way to end a perfect day. What's that? Flash jump. Right. BOTH: One, two, three! Yeah!
Ted
5.2s
Hey, Johnny! Total T.J. Hooker, right? Yes! Fucking-A right! (LAUGHS)
Ted
1.7s
I need to tell you something.
Ted
2.4s
Can you just email me the rest of this story?
Ted
1.3s
(APPLAUSE)
Ted
2.2s
Boom. That's me and Skerritt.
Ted
2.9s
Those are the ones you like, right? From that kiosk at the mall.
Ted
1.4s
Okay.
Ted
11.8s
We are going to party like the '80s. Show us how, Flash. It's easy. We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie. God, Johnny, I got so much energy. We better start doing stupid shit.
Ted
3s
You did everything you could.
Ted
3.7s
(JOHN ROARS) (LAUGHS) JOHN: Who lives here? I'm coming to get whoever lives here.
