Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
Ted
4.3s
Thank you for choosing Liberty. Drive safely. Thanks. Thanks so much.
Ted
1.2s
So?
Ted
7.5s
What do you mean "girlfriends"? Was there a lot of them or something? No, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori? Lori, you didn't mean that. No, no,no.
Ted
1.5s
A-ah!
Ted
3.8s
I know that. Get out of here, okay? Thank you, sir.
Ted
2.1s
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Ted
7.7s
Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea. Let's go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass. Come on, I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin.
Ted
1.4s
You want a Xanax?
Ted
8.2s
And I promised myself that if I ever had a son, I would never, ever, ever say no to him.
Ted
10.2s
You know, Robert and I could give you a very, very good home. Yeah, I'm pretty happy where I am. I just got a shitty new apartment... I can offer you $6,000 in rail road bonds.
Ted
3.2s
I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car and for showing up late today, all right?
Ted
25.3s
What, like anal? No, like a fucking circular gold thing on her finger. Oh, fuck that! It's been four years, Johnny. You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring? Where's my ring, asshole? Where's my ring, motherfucker? Stop it. Come on! Put it on my fuzzy finger, you fuck! Come on! (LAUGHS) All right, knock it off! All right, I'm just saying. But do you think she might be expecting me to make that kind of a move? No, I don't think she is. And, not only that, it's the wrong time.
Ted
4.9s
Well, that's perfect. Because I'm only going to need one. (LAUGHS)
Ted
3.4s
Is it 9:30? Yeah. Shit, I got to get to work!
Ted
6.4s
And then, at 4:30, I texted the same person saying, "Thanks." And you don't remember it? No, same as last time.
Ted
5.1s
I'm going to show you something that I don't like to show people because I don't want them treating me differently.
