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Plus, a hooker took a shit in our apartment. Oh, God! Ah, what? Oh, this is so gross! Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it! Did you get it? No, I didn't get it! Tell me when you get it! Oh, my God, I got some on my thumb! No! You can never cook with that hand again! Oh, my God! You have to learn to cook left-handed. This is the most disgusting thing ever! Don't! Get it away from me! Look, that was a tough night for all of us.
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Oh! Lori, hey, you're home early. What the hell is this? The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill. Adam Sandier plays a guy and his sister, and it's just awful. It's unwatchable. But, they're hookers, so it's fine. This place is a wreck. Who are these girls? Oh. Where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Cherene, and Sauvignon Blanc.
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Look, Johnny, if we're ever going to get serious about opening a restaurant we got to start planning it now. Italian. Italian, yes. What's the special on Tuesdays? Eggplant parm. Chopped salad, half price. And it's a non-restricted place. Yeah. What do you mean? Anybody can come. Of course. Jews are welcome. Well, yeah. Why wouldn't they be? Exactly, that's what I'm saying. Why even bring that up? You don't bring it up, you just let them in. Why mention it? No one will. Why are we talking about it? You're talking about it. I'm just saying, let them in. Let them in. Right. Okay. Exactly. Good. No Mexicans, though.
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