Ted? Listen, I got to call you back. No, John, don't hang up! I'm in trouble.
Ted
3.1s
(SIGHS) She's making you do it, isn't she?
Ted
1.9s
(MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
3.2s
Yes, you are, my little chipmunk.
Ted
2.3s
You pay for wall!
Ted
2.4s
Listen, John.
Ted
21.4s
Well, I could probably stop by after work. Fuck that. I traded off yesterday so I got the other shift. Come on, I'm bored as crap over here. Just swing by for a bit. I cannot just ditch work, man. Look, I'm trying to get my shit together and be an adult here, for Lori's sake. John, five minutes and then I'll kick you out, I promise. Just come over. I got the Cheers DVD box set and the guy down at the store told me that everybody talks shit about each other in the interviews.
Ted
1.2s
Hey.
Ted
4.8s
Holy shit. Sorry. Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.
Ted
1.2s
(GRUNTING)
Ted
1.2s
(PANTING)
Ted
1.2s
Where is he?
Ted
3.7s
What is it? It's called "Mind Rape." It's actually pretty mellow.
Ted
2.1s
ALL: Go, go, go!
Ted
1.3s
Do you need a lift?
Ted
4.5s
Oh, yeah. So, I guess we both lost our furry little guy.
Ted
1.6s
Come on, James Franco.
Ted
7.5s
TED: Down here. Not looking up your towel. Swear to God. Not looking up your towel. Not looking at your funny business. Ted, what are you doing here?