Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" (CHUCKLES) Right? Pink Floyd. Look, the point is, you're blaming me for something that you did to yourself.
Ted
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Just a man with a man's courage He knows nothing but a man But he can never fail No one but the pure in heart Can find the golden grail How you doing? Good to meet you.
Ted
3.1s
You get the job, we're celebrating after, okay?
Ted
2.7s
Whoa, whoa! Stop, stop! That's them, turn around!
Ted
2.3s
John, wait. Listen.
Ted
2.7s
Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.
Ted
4.4s
Ted? Listen, I got to call you back. No, John, don't hang up! I'm in trouble.
Ted
3.1s
(SIGHS) She's making you do it, isn't she?
Ted
1.9s
(MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
3.2s
Yes, you are, my little chipmunk.
Ted
2.3s
You pay for wall!
Ted
2.4s
Listen, John.
Ted
21.4s
Well, I could probably stop by after work. Fuck that. I traded off yesterday so I got the other shift. Come on, I'm bored as crap over here. Just swing by for a bit. I cannot just ditch work, man. Look, I'm trying to get my shit together and be an adult here, for Lori's sake. John, five minutes and then I'll kick you out, I promise. Just come over. I got the Cheers DVD box set and the guy down at the store told me that everybody talks shit about each other in the interviews.
Ted
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Hey.
Ted
4.8s
Holy shit. Sorry. Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.