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Don't ever lose her again.

Ted

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You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public. I fucked her with a parsnip last week and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.

Ted

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Well, as it turned out, John picked the perfect night to make a wish.

Ted

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What? Excuse me? I want it. I'm not an "it," pal. I'm a "he," all right?

Ted

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Okay, here's a test to see how much you actually care about me.

Ted

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Is he all mine, Daddy?

Ted

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Yeah. No. Yeah. No.

Ted

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(SINGING)

Ted

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TED: Whoa!

Ted

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Yeah.

Ted

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I love you girls. You know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night. What is that? What is what?

Ted

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Oh. Is that a Flash Gordon ray gun, or are you just happy to see me?

Ted

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It just seems kind of gay, doesn't it?

Ted

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And I was so heartbroken.

Ted

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(POLICE SIREN WAILING)

Ted

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(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

Ted

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Uh, no, no, I'm not.

Ted

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Top Gun.

Ted