Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea. Let's go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass. Come on, I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin.
Ted
7.5s
What do you mean "girlfriends"? Was there a lot of them or something? No, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori? Lori, you didn't mean that. No, no,no.
Ted
8.1s
Ming? You pay many dollar for wall! This bullshit! This all bullshit! Death to Ming!
Ted
5.7s
That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.
Ted
2.1s
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Ted
1.4s
You want a Xanax?
Ted
2.4s
Is that a shit?
Ted
1.5s
A-ah!
Ted
16.2s
A-E-I-O-U See? There, proof. Garfield's eyes look like a pair of tits. You were right. If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon. Are you going to do it? I'm going to punch through it. Come on, Sam, do it! Do it!
Ted
7.5s
I know. And we'll hang out all the time, right? All the time. Fuck it. Bring it in. Come here. Bring it in, you bastard. Come on.
Ted
1.9s
Is he all mine, Daddy?
Ted
1.3s
TED: Whoa!
Ted
5s
I'll be back in 30 minutes tops, okay? But Lori cannot find out. She absolutely cannot know I was gone.
Ted
2s
It just seems kind of gay, doesn't it?
Ted
1.7s
Oh, shit, hang on a second.
Ted
1.2s
Shit!
Ted
8.6s
We were together for eight months, and I really loved him. And then he got deported back to Iran, so I know what you're going through.
