Wait, was it any one of those names with a "Lynn" after it? Yes. I got you, motherfucker. I got you. Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn, Channing... Tami-Lynn. Fuck!
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We sure did.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS) Ooh!
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(METAL SCRAPING)
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(SINGING) Oh, my little sixpence My pretty little sixpence Stop it. Knock it off. I love my sixpence Better than my life Stop it! Fuck! Why you got to take it to that place? You took it to a very... Now it's real. Now it's a real thing. Come on. Take it easy. All right, look, let's just find a better place to get stoned.
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Never mind. Take her to Benihana. John, look, don't you think after four years maybe she's hoping for something more than dinner? Like what? I don't know, but if it were me, I'd be expecting a proposal.
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NARRATOR: John was just about the happiest boy in the world and he couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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You know I love you.
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How do you know?
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Go away.
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You? You know, not bad actually. I met a girl. She's a cashier. No way, that's awesome! Yeah. Well, we should fucking double-date, or something. You, me and Lori, and what's her name? White trash name. Guess.
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(SIGHS) Fuck it. Fine. Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night. And if that means getting you off my back, well, that's just a bonus. I'll pick you up at 8:00.
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You know, your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was.
