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I have tickets to Norah Jones at the Hatch Shell tonight and I would love it if you would go with me.
Ted
You're asking me out a week after I broke up with somebody?
Ted
That, even after four years, you can still surprise me.
Ted
If I had to make a guess I would say that you made up some bullshit excuse to get out of work to go to Ted's. Now, am I right?
Ted
I know I'm not a talking teddy bear, but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me.
Ted
Fine, John, but this is, I swear to God, your last chance.
Ted
You know what my favorite thing about you is?
Ted
Ow! Fuck! Cocksucker!
Ted
You know, Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw you on television. And I thought you were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. Ever.
Ted
Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.
Ted
Ted! I'm alive, Johnny! Oh, my God! I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!
Ted
