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One day I woke up and I just realized I wasn't myself anymore.

Ted 2

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Oh, it's nothing. That's his way of saying I should ask you out. Ah. Uh, yeah, look... We should probably focus our attention on the case for now. I completely agree.

Ted 2

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I wanna have a baby.

Ted 2

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Hey, Johnny. Guy?

Ted 2

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Ted, in the eyes of the state, you are not a person.

Ted 2

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Mr. Willer, has the jury reached a verdict?

Ted 2

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No, she wasn't. She was giving you the fuck-me eyes. What are the fuck-me eyes? Some women just have fuck-me eyes.

Ted 2

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RICK: Nice lunch, spaz.

Ted 2

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Uh, I was able to sniff that out, yeah.

Ted 2

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Holy shit! You should have seen your fucking face!

Ted 2

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Johnny, please, just help me do this. Okay? He's the only guy in the world whose sperm is even close to Flash Gordon's. Ted, it's insane. We could get in a lot of trouble. But not if nobody finds out. Look, look, John, John. We sneak into his house, jerk him off in his sleep and sneak out with the sperm. It'll be easy!

Ted 2

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I'm sorry you're not who I hoped you'd be.

Ted 2

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This isn't about you, Ted.

Ted 2

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Have you seen this?

Ted 2

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Child World toy store. I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that. Could you repeat that, please? Child World toy store. You fucking heard me. There's no need for hostility, Mr. Bennett. Why? Nobody here likes you! I saw you eating lunch alone! You're a loser! Your Honor? Mr. Bennett. I hope your kids get bird flu! Mr. Bennett! I'm sorry.

Ted 2

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Come on, put your legs into it.

Ted 2

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(SHOUTS) The boxing... You've never seen Rocky? She's not serious. You've never seen Rocky? You know... (IMITATING ROCKY SOUNDTRACK)

Ted 2

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You know why you lost this case?

Ted 2

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One day I woke up and I just realized I wasn't myself anymore.

Oh, it's nothing. That's his way of saying I should ask you out. Ah. Uh, yeah, look... We should probably focus our attention on the case for now. I completely agree.

I wanna have a baby.

Hey, Johnny. Guy?

Ted, in the eyes of the state, you are not a person.

Mr. Willer, has the jury reached a verdict?

No, she wasn't. She was giving you the fuck-me eyes. What are the fuck-me eyes? Some women just have fuck-me eyes.

RICK: Nice lunch, spaz.

Uh, I was able to sniff that out, yeah.

Holy shit! You should have seen your fucking face!

I'm sorry you're not who I hoped you'd be.

This isn't about you, Ted.

Have you seen this?

Come on, put your legs into it.

(SHOUTS) The boxing... You've never seen Rocky? She's not serious. You've never seen Rocky? You know... (IMITATING ROCKY SOUNDTRACK)

You know why you lost this case?