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You want Flash Gordon to father your child? Yeah, I mean, do you think... Would that be weird? Would he be freaked out if I... No, I think he'd be flattered! And plus, your baby will be a fucking superhero! Well, that was the logic I arrived at as well. Yeah, I say do it! All right. I'll shoot him an e-mail right now, and see if I can stop by tonight. You come with me? Sure. All right, great.
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Heisthetop civil rights attorney in America. Wait. Is he the one who got that female midget into the Marines? Yeah. Yeah, that had a sad ending though, you remember? She was at a Veterans Day parade, and somebody handed her a bunch of balloons and... (WHOOSHES) Gone! It was very sad. Very sad for the family. You know what? If anyone oan get this verdict overturned, it's him. He's not cheap, but we've become such a high profile case, lfeelhke he might take it pro bono. He's a sucker for media.
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(SHOUTS) What the fuck? Holy shit! Dude, what's the matter? Vvhathappened? What's going on? There's so much porn! Well, what the hell are you doing looking at my private shit? What are you talking about, "private shit"? Johnny, it was wide open! There are literally thousands of files here! Well, I've been meaning to clear some of that out. Jesus Christ. Look at the organization here! Clockwise rim job. Counterclockwise rim job! Yeah, well, sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way! You sick bastard! Look at this! Chicks with dicks?
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You know, Rocky! I'm not gonna remember a movie I've never seen justbecause you're singing a song I don't know. You don't know Samuel L. Jackson, you don't know Rocky. You are literally pop culture illiterate. I have a college degree. My pop culture references are Hamlet, Achilles and Dorian Gray. Ever heard of any of them? No, but I'm pretty sure Mr. T could kick their ass! Yeah, Sam, you really need to be educated. Oh, really? Um, can either of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby?
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