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You ever bring chicks up here?

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I'm scared, Teddy! I'm really fucking scared of you, you little fucking bear! NEIGHBOR: Shut the fuck up! Oh, for Christ's sake!

Ted 2

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How about, "in a relationship with John Bennett"?

Ted 2

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Uh, wait. Are we gonna spend the night here? Yeah, it'll be fine. We just got to find some firewood.

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It is the same beast, just wearing a different face, and it's happening again today.

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Do you love Tami-Lynn?

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You wanna see it? Huh? You wanna see your kid? I can see it from here, thanks,yeah. Dude, take a closer look. It's your kid. No,no,no! Come on! You got to take a closer look. That's close enough, Johnny! He's beautiful. Come on! I'll trade you. Catch. Oh, shit! Oh, God! Fuck!Dude, that's somebody's kid! Well, it's not my fault, A-Rod! You were supposed to catch it! We got to find something to scoop it up. There's containers over there. Scoop it up with that. Shit. All right.

Ted 2

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What is it, Danny? Uh, Donny, sir. Well, Donny, I'm extremely busy with the Comic Con presentation... I'm told that you have an open-door policy here at Hasbro for new toy ideas from any and all employees?

Ted 2

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Shit.

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JUDGE: Very well. The plaintiff is hereby legally deemed property.

Ted 2

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Uh-huh. And, uh, why does Ted not possess a, uh, male appendage?

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Capable of love.

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He's my best friend.

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(HEART MONITOR FLAT LINING)

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When Ted's rights are officially null, we grab him.

Ted 2

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Uh,yeah,yeah. You'll... You'll be okay.

Ted 2

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Hey, check it out. Nerd fight.

Ted 2

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Hey, we've been fighting right alongside you the whole way. And remember, you're the one who's been pushing me to get back on the horse. I finally meet someone and you're giving me shit for it? Oh, no, you're right. No, Johnny, it's fine. You're right, it's fine. It's totally fine. I got no job, no marriage and no life! But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with shit! Ted! Who's Gollum? She's a model. Ted, come back! Leave me alone! JOHN: Ted! SAMANTHA: Ted!

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