Johnny, it may be time to play the Betelgeuse card. What do you mean? I mean saying his name three times. What? Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Shut up! You fucking crazy? We don't want that guy running around in here. No, Johnny, he'll be on our side. He'll help us. Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse... You are meddling with powers you do not understand. Cut the shit.
Ted 2
1.4s
(CRACKLING)
Ted 2
2.1s
What do you mean? I mean, we get a lawyer.
Ted 2
7.8s
Well, I have gone through your application and vetted your personal histories, and I'm afraid this isn't gonna work out.
Ted 2
1.5s
(TED GRUNTING)
Ted 2
3.4s
Hello? (BANGING) on! Fuck!
Ted 2
1.4s
Johnny?
Ted 2
8.1s
Well, everybody says you're the best in town. Listen, your case is not gonna be cheap. What is your financial situation?
Ted 2
7.9s
This is a very complicated case you have here. Most civil rights oases are, but this one has some very obvious wrinkles.
Ted 2
26.1s
What, is there a problem? Well, you know, I just don't want my lawyer singing Frozen songs during the opening arguments. It's just this is a really important case. Ted has already lost his job, his marriage has been annulled. I know. My uncle gave me all the details. Right. You see, the thing is, we don't want to take any chances because the stakes are so significant. We can't just rush into anything. We got to make sure we're making the right decision. TED: We really appreciate your time, but I think what we're probably gonna do is just take a seat and get to work. Trust you completely. Yeah, we really feel like you got a lot to offer.
Ted 2
1.7s
I'm afraid I have bad news.
Ted 2
1.4s
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Ted 2
2s
And think how awesome the baby will be.
Ted 2
6s
And not because some of you might laugh at the fact that I'm representing a teddy bear. (SOFT LAUGHTER)
Ted 2
1.4s
How come you don't have a guy?
Ted 2
1.7s
(BROADWAY MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted 2
7.7s
There you go! Nice job! Jesus. So, listen, I got to ask. Was it just kissing last night? Or was there finger stuff?