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(LAUGHS) It's so stupid. Here, try it. Uh, no. Why? I don't wanna put a big glass cock in my mouth. Oh, you think this is big? (LAUGHS) Johnny, you walked right into that one, pal. This is all I brought. How about this? I'm gonna go check out the barn and I'm gonna see if I can find a soda can or something for us to make an actual bong. Yeah, see if you can make a non-dick bong.
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Please, the VVar on Drugs is a joke. It's just a way for the government to inflate law enforcement budgets and lock up minorities for no good legal reason. And you, my friend, are an oppressed minority. Yeah. No shit. They've denied you the same rights s everybody else just because you're different, and I say that's a violation of the Constitution.
Ted 2
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We have a Code Blue in Room 134! What does that mean? I'm sorry. You three are gonna have to wait outside. What the hell is going on? Is he gonna be okay? The doctors will do everything they can, but I need you to go to the waiting area now, please. Excuse me, excuse me. What's the status? He was stable a minute ago and now he's unresponsive. The monitor says he's in asystole. He's not breathing, no pulse. Start compressions. Prepare to intubate. Give him a milligram of epinephrine.
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