You could change your relationship status from "single" to "it's complicated."
Ted 2
2.2s
You're gonna have to do a lot better than that. (SNIFFLING)
Ted 2
7.6s
Wait. How was the doctor in on it? They got me out of it with the paddles. I was totally fine. So I talked him into going along with the bit. Hey, Doc, itworked out hilarious. Thanks.
Ted 2
5s
(LAUGHS) This is so exciting! I was such a big fan of yours in the early '90s.
Ted 2
7.4s
The only problem is I don't know how my life works without you.
Ted 2
3s
And you can't appeal an emotional conviction.
Ted 2
2s
Are those Tootsie Rolls just, like, to take?
Ted 2
2.7s
Holy shit! Zombie! He's a fucking zombie!
Ted 2
2.4s
Those aren't supposed to be out.
Ted 2
1.8s
I totally fucking got you!
Ted 2
1.3s
He didn't make it.
Ted 2
8.6s
Hey, 2O bucks I can toss a Cookie Crisp into his ass crack. Wait, let me try. I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State. Oh, yeah? Was your mascot a broken condom?
