You guys wanna celebrate with a little something else, hmm? Oh. Uh, no, thanks, Sam. Tami-Lynn would kill me if I did drugs on our wedding day. Ah, she won't notice. I just did a line with a dude in the men's room and I bet you can't even spot him.
Ted 2
6.2s
I just love you so much. I love you, too, baby. I'm gonna go fifty shades of bear on you tonight.
Ted 2
4.1s
WEDDING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, your newlyweds! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Ted 2
3.2s
I'm fine. I was thinking aboutLofi.
Ted 2
2.4s
Let's go get shit-faced! Okay!
Ted 2
6.1s
I don't know exactly what makes a person a person. All I know is I feel stuff.
Ted 2
2.9s
Bottom line is, insemination is not possible.
Ted 2
1.7s
You're only one bear.
Ted 2
18s
Johnny, it may be time to play the Betelgeuse card. What do you mean? I mean saying his name three times. What? Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Shut up! You fucking crazy? We don't want that guy running around in here. No, Johnny, he'll be on our side. He'll help us. Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse... You are meddling with powers you do not understand. Cut the shit.
Ted 2
1.2s
Is that correct?
Ted 2
1.3s
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Ted 2
7.5s
(SHOUTS) The boxing... You've never seen Rocky? She's not serious. You've never seen Rocky? You know... (IMITATING ROCKY SOUNDTRACK)
Ted 2
1.8s
Hey, check it out. Nerd fight.
Ted 2
5.1s
And as soon as I'm done fucking myself, I'd like to take yourcase,Ted.
Ted 2
2.1s
I said I would consider it.
Ted 2
1.6s
Do you love Tami-Lynn?
Ted 2
2.4s
Is Ted a human being?
Ted 2
5.3s
Hey! Hi, Mr. Meighan. Thank you so much for taking my call.