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No, I'm... I'm nervous because of one simple word.

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I'm a little nervous. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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So you don't see him as your property.

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I'm sorry, Your Honor. I'm on my period.

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"Well, this is different," we say, but it isn't.

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Ted. Right, right. Sorry, sorry.

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Us.

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No, she wasn't. She was giving you the fuck-me eyes. What are the fuck-me eyes? Some women just have fuck-me eyes.

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Twenty minutes behind the wheel. Yay! (R&B MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

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JOHN: We're giving you the tools, buddy. Come on, make some fucking comedy.

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TED: Oh, my God. John, did you see that? She was totally giving you the fuck-me eyes.

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You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna oall Patrick Meighan. Who's that?

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Let's try to keep your boyfriend under control here, yeah?

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Dear God! Dear God in heaven!

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Sam, you dig him, right?

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(SNIFFS)

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(SINGING) Mean 0/' moon It must be fun To shine upon me as I come undone Till I'm all alone beneath the sun You mean 0l' moon With your beam you led the way And found me love I thought was here to stay Then you went and took my love away You mean 0l' moon Oh, you mean 0l' stars above The games that you play with me I could find some happiness If all of my nights were cloudy Mean 0l' moon I hope it's true You're takin' all the light that's left in you And saving it up for you know who You mean 0l' moon You mean 0l' moon Yes!

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Oh. Oh, that... That's great! That's fucking great! I'm glad you guys are so happy! What? What do you mean, "What?" I'm totally screwed here. And you're sitting there basically banging my lawyer, and she's probably still fucking billing us! Well, don't yell at us, dude! We didn't do anything! Yeah, exactly! Exactly! Maybe if you guys had spent a little less time mooning over each other, Sam coulcfve won this thing and I wouldn't be a fucking thing! Like garbage or a piece of shit!

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