"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account "has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." "Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked." "Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member." Fuck, that's a big one. This poor baby bootie.
Ted 2
5.6s
The state official I spoke to said that technically, you are classified as property.
Ted 2
3.9s
I'm sorry. But as of today, you're fired.
Ted 2
10.2s
So what? Well, Ted is suing for his civil rights. If he loses, the state will officially declare him a non-entity with no rights under the law.
Ted 2
4.9s
Who is Clubber Lang? Who's Clubber Lang? Mr. T's character in Rocky Ill. Hello?
Ted 2
4.2s
You know, as much as I love this person, we're completely wrong for each other.
Ted 2
4s
Mr. Jessup, I can make this company a billion dollars.
Ted 2
3.6s
Goldner and the board cannot know about this until we have him.
Ted 2
3.6s
I really tried everything I could to be the man that she wanted.
Ted 2
1.6s
What do you think that was about?
Ted 2
1.2s
I'm busy.
Ted 2
7s
I love my wife. Okay? My wife. More than anything in the world. We're married. I don't care what anybody says.
Ted 2
5.5s
And when the next conflict comes along, we're once again blind to it as it's happening.
Ted 2
4.4s
No, I'm... I'm nervous because of one simple word.
