Look, Donny, I can never love you. God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die. Okay? So, uh...
Ted 2
3.7s
What if I gave you a hand job outside your pants while you ate an ice cream?
Ted 2
2s
I'll see you in heaven, Ted.
Ted 2
1.7s
I work for Mattel.
Ted 2
1.4s
(YELLING)
Ted 2
1.3s
Come on.
Ted 2
1.5s
One for me.
Ted 2
1.2s
(GASPS)
Ted 2
14s
"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account "has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." "Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked." "Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member." Fuck, that's a big one. This poor baby bootie.
Ted 2
5.6s
The state official I spoke to said that technically, you are classified as property.
Ted 2
3.9s
I'm sorry. But as of today, you're fired.
Ted 2
10.2s
So what? Well, Ted is suing for his civil rights. If he loses, the state will officially declare him a non-entity with no rights under the law.
Ted 2
4.9s
Who is Clubber Lang? Who's Clubber Lang? Mr. T's character in Rocky Ill. Hello?
Ted 2
4.2s
You know, as much as I love this person, we're completely wrong for each other.
